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New Orleans

A once beautiful city that is now in a state of anarchy because Bush ignored evidence that a large hurricane could crush the levees defending the city from Lake Pontchartrain and the Mississippi River, drowning most of it in over 20 feet of water. And again, thanks to Bush's poor reaction to the disaster, it may remain that way by the start of next year.
The recent disaster in New Orleans killed what little respect I still had for Bush. You were warned years ago!
by Kevin Rooney September 22, 2005
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new orleans

-the city where you can drink underage and get away wit it
-the city where if you step in the wrong neighborhood you get capped for looking like a tourist
-the city where a nigga can get shot for borrowing his homies crack pipe to long
-the city that is named the murder capitol almost every year
-the city where there is like 1 nice neighborhood
-the city with the most shitty education period
white springbreaker-"yay i finally made it to new orleans to party!"

black dude-"shut the fuck up white tourist boy"
by magnolia slim August 9, 2005
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New Orleans Street Cleaner

Verb-
The Process of one female fellating a standing male whilst another female is positioned below sed male's asshole and receiving a colon cleansing shit on her forehead.
1. Last night I gave your mother a New Orleans Street Cleaner with your sister.

2. "Hey guy's, I just took a stool softener. Go grab those two bitches from last night so I can get a New Orleans Street Cleaner."
by willy b. bumper January 10, 2012
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New Orleans handshake

Propensity for a woman to willingly show their breasts when drinking. Attributed to the fact that women usually show their breasts when handed beads at Mardi Gras
After a few drinks, Melinda tends to greet new boys with a New Orleans handshake...beads or not!
by gbl2002 November 7, 2013
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New Orleans jazz flute

when a man wearing a mardi gras mask sticks mardi gras beads in his ass then wraps them around his dick. After that the girl pees on it and has to suck them clean while rubbing the beads around his dick.(can be repeated)
That nasty chick over there had me do the New Orleans jazz flute. It was disgusting.
by theeurbandictionary May 25, 2010
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New Orleans Facial

A deviant sexual technique involving a male and a female.

The male cums on the female's neck so that a pearl necklace is achieved, mimicking a set of Mardi Gras beads. Next, the male vomits on the females face.

Ingest Hurricanes prior to performance of the technique for more New Orleans flavor!
That girl is beyond a freak! She wanted me to give her the ol' New Orleans Facial! Now, I've gotta change my sheets, but it was the best sex of my life!
by Visionary of Sexual Deviance January 2, 2010
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New Orleans

A new Strain or Marijuana. Most commonly known for its strong sweet tea smell and extreme green appearance. This sweet smelling plant is part of the Cannabis Indica family, which leads the plant to be short and squat in appearance.
Guy 1 : Look at this , I got some Killer New orleans bud, Man.

Guy 2: lets toke that shit
by TG- PG June 16, 2011
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