omjb

oh my jonas brothers

omjb! it's the jonas brothers!

by poopyface333 May 10, 2008

OMJesus

This is an updated version of oh my god and can be used as a general cry of exclamation. It can effectively be used to offend religious people.

person 1: OMJesus did u see the game last night?
person 2:Shut the fuck up you whore

by Theguitaristwiththeskills November 20, 2010

OMJH!

Instead of OMG it's OMJH which stands for Oh my Jasper Hale. It's from Twilight.

"OMJH! Are you serious?"

by Annahlisa January 5, 2009

omjizzles

a word to use when u r going craycray

bob: iloveu
lucy:OMJIZZLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by 1drox January 28, 2015

OMJBDH

Oh my jelly belly donut hole!

Princess Quesadilla: "OMJBDH!"
Calibaba: "lolmdr"

by Calibaba September 8, 2010

omjg

way cooler way of saying omg.....meaning oh my joeygeezus

g baby: that bitch is pregnant.
lizzy f baby: omjg i know and this is like her 2nd time.

by Lizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 5, 2008

OMJARD

Stands for "Oh My Jard". It's a higher level of "Oh My God".

Pronounciation: Oh My Jar Duh (to emphasise the D syllable)

Originally created by a high school girl in Sydney and it was the most popular phrase in the school.
You need to put three fingers on the side of your forehead and lower them to your eyes level while saying "Oh My Jard".

CC: I am the hottest girl in the world.
DL: OMJARD, are you serious? With all these pimples on your face looking like the surface of the moon?

by Tofu Mon October 1, 2008