nun's bar

a saying used to stop people who should not be hooking up from doing so

in general any situation where something is prohibited, should be followed with people saying "nun's bar"

can be accompanied with a jumping forward and crossing arms in front of each other, as an umpire would do at a baseball game
"omg! don't hook up with him! nun's bar!!!"
by the whirlwind November 12, 2006
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hugging the nun

taking a dump whislt facing the cistern or tank, hence huging the nun
I find it more comfortable to be hugging the nun
by Jaycee1981 September 10, 2009
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Flying Nun

A chick who pretends to be celibate, but fucks like a bunny rabbit!
Sharon claimed to be a virgin, but she fucked the entire varsity basketball team >>> Flying Nun!
by Sex Ed December 08, 2006
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Screaming Nun

A pointless manouvre performed by a drunken idiot in which he pulls his pants and shorts down to his knees, pushes his package down between his thighs which he clamps together to hold said parts firmly in place, then pulls his shirt bottom up over his face and head. Then, while holding everything in place, he scoots away, shrieking for attention at the top of his lungs. Nobody knows why.... but it IS funny to watch.
"On a bet, Larry tried to perform the difficult and legendary Screaming Nun as he left the bar, but unfortunately he ran into a telephone pole and knocked himself unconsious. So naturally his buddies rifled his wallet, took his money and left him lying on the sidewalk."
by cluin July 29, 2004
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blue nun

A term used to describe a sexually frustrated, older woman.
"That's not a cougar, that's a blue nun".
by amazingme February 04, 2010
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nun fuck

Any person who shows no emotion, no facial expression, and makes absolutley no eye contact during intercourse. They basically just lay there completley dead weight, "not having sex", acting like a total nun about it.
"Dude, how was last with Andy?"

"I cannot believe I had to fake blowing my load, she was a total nun fuck dude."
by x_vacant@hotmail.com March 29, 2008
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nunned up

when you are a nun and decide to get reckless for the night.. steps to get nunned.
1. take your nun hat off
2. get some really weak alcohol (daiquiris are what i prefer)
3. drink WAAY to much

4. & last but not least.. enjoy being nunned the fuck up !
Dude, that bitch is way to nunned up.

Yo, you tryna get nunned up tonight ? ill bring the daiquiris..
by thug nasty a.k.a henry June 02, 2016
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