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I write sins not tragedies

To this day the only song in all of history that has ever succeeded in getting thousands of people to scream ‘whore’ in perfect harmony.
Brendon Urie during I write sins not tragedies: "What a shame the poor groom's bride is a-"
The entire world: "WHORE!"
by Allie Waters-Statan January 23, 2019
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Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

A phrase meaning "read at your own risk," originating from the TV show Arrested Development. A man takes a paper bag out of the fridge that has a note saying "dead dove, do not eat," which he opens to discover a dead dove and exclaims "I don't know what I expected."
The tag is popular in fanfiction because it allows the author to warn the reader that they're probably not going to like what's inside, and now the guilt is out of their hands.
Commenter 1: OP why did you have to kill the main character, I'm gonna be ruined for a week and it's your fault

Commenter 2: they literally tagged it dead dove: do not eat
by GrayHollows August 13, 2022
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Not for me, Clive

Popularised by football co-commentator Andy Townsend, this is essentially an alternative way of saying “I don’t think so”.

The two main benefits are:
- it seemingly absolves you of any responsibility to say how you arrived at your decision
- it implies that whatever you’re judging is a load of nonsense that doesn't deserve further comment

Particularly useful when talking about a new-fangled, modern idea you can’t really get your head around.
“A cafe that only serves cereal? Not for me, Clive.”
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not my rodrick

A même that's been circulating because some pussy ass imposter pizza delivery lookin ass soccer mom mother fuckin willy wonk- Jeffree Star's cousin plastic surgery lookin bitch thinks he can replace my one and only daddy, Rodrick Heffley.
*2036*
"Diary of a wimpy kid you say? Which one?"
"The one from 2017"
Oh bitch no that's not my rodrick
by hotshmulligan March 26, 2017
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A quote from Noah Centineo at the People’s Choice Awards 2019. No one quite understands what he meant, and it has become a joke.
“It matters not, what you've done, but what you do with what you've done... for others“-Noah Centineo 2019
by nopebye November 13, 2019
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go commit not feeling so good

If you get hit by this, You can't do anything, but you'll disintegrate, the only way to stop this is by committing sewer side.
Thanos: Go commit not feeling so good
Spider man: Mr. Stark I don't feel so good
by Garbageeeee July 22, 2018
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Carbona Not Glue

A song that caused my name on this site, dude.
by Carbona Ramone April 21, 2021
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