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the Yankee noodle

A sexual act in which hot candle wax is dripped on a man's penis. Then it is left to dry until the penis becomes studded with candle wax and then it's used during intercourse.
Man, she went crazy when I showed her the Yankee noodle. ..
by No name nun November 2, 2014
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Boop noodle

{Noun}

A boop noodle is a snake that is nice not like the danger noodle is a wild snake
boop noodle
Hey Josh look at the boop noodle
by That Roman gay February 7, 2020
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Instant Noodles

The main power and life source of college students.
by Just a random guy 123 January 19, 2018
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noodle29

Hey he's a living legend, it's noodle29
by nobody.22 January 17, 2023
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drunken noodle

When you have had a hard night on the cocaine and beer, and the wife asks for sex but your penis behaves like a drunken noodle
Billy got home from the party and his wife was up for some hole pumping but when she put her hands down his pants she was very disappointed as all she found was a drunken noodle.
by cocolover March 30, 2015
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merc noodle

A male or appendage who cams up in a chat room with his limp dick out and masturbates furiously, but his dick remains flaccid. He then runs off before anyone can really see his shame.
We were having a stimulating political debate when some merc noodle cammed up and derails the conversation.
by ttimechat January 5, 2018
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Chocolate Noodle

An act the involves Person 1 inserting a very long noodle into Person 2's anus as deep as it can go with the end dangling out of Person 2's anus, Person 1 then slurps the noodle out of Person 2's anus and eats it.
Dave gave Steve a chocolate noodle for Christmas.
by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018
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