noassaults

an archive page on instagram known for his mid packs.

did you see noassaults new post on instagram? yeah dude it was ass

by pooperfartman320 February 9, 2022

Nads

When your hungover girlfriend who is wearing your skid marked boxers refuses to meet your sister.

"Sis she is being totally nads right now! give her a pass today.

by Snac 22 June 14, 2018

nadscharls

Nadscharls is the best fanpage, and is mad hot stay mad, she is talented and deserves the love!!

Nadscharls is amazing

by nadscharls October 14, 2021

Nodads

A very undesireable and or none branded item of clothing, jewellery, electronics etc, which you can guarantee your father would rather buy for you instead of the expensive alternative.

Example A:

Father: How about these trainers?

Son: No dad I don't want them.

Example B:

"Do you like my new Hadidas trainers?"

"Sorry mate, but those are fucking Nodads"

by Hector Knox December 30, 2005

noids

Noids are those weird looking things used in an advertising ploy for Dominos pizza. Where Dominos released a video game called "Avoid the noid"

Do a google search on "avoid the noid"...

The game had hilarious graphics, and i believe it was on 5''x4'' floppy disks! THat noid wants some Zza, and he wants it right fucking now!

Holy shit... noids love pizza more than I do when i'm stoned...maybe we should just give them some.

by Christopher Levesque November 15, 2005

nads

1)A term made popular by the Beavis and Butthead cartoon that refers to one's testicles.

2)A horribly named hair removal product.

Beavis: Hey, Butthead! Check this out!
Butthead: Dammit Beavis! If you tell me to come here again just to see you humping a microwave, I'll kick you in the nads, you bunghole.

I know, I'll use Nads to get this hair off my(insert body part).

by Dixon B. Tweenerlegs October 20, 2007

Noods

Noods, the shorter way of saying noodles.

Hey noods what poppin'.
or
what's up noods.

by Gnarliest person ever February 17, 2009