One bird doesn't make a spring

It means that one good action, doesn't make a person's whole personality good.

-I helped an old lady cross the street.
-That's great, but it doesn't make up for the fact that you burned down your house on purpose and almostshot your boyfriend. One bird doesn't make a spring.
-Okay Maria, you don't have to be a bitch about it.

by kasandra_aishe April 19, 2020

A Closed Mouth Doesn't Get Fed

A saying popular among adults, which means if you do not open your mouth you will not get what it is you want.

Jane was too quiet at the birthday party, and when everyone got their food, she was last to get hers.

Mother came to Jane and said 'Why aren't you eating?'

Jane responded 'I do want to eat...'

Mother concluded, "A closed mouth doesn't get fed. Next time open your mouth."

by NIS April 26, 2013

A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell

An expression used by a self-conscious dude who wants his friends to think he got laid. Generally used right after a date or when asked if said guy has ever rolled in the hay.

Jimmy: "Hey man did you f*ck her last night?"
Carl: "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"
Jimmy: "P*ssy"

by DieZelBag August 13, 2015

elevator doesn't go to the top floor

this person is not very smart

If he brought a book form another library to this library his elevator doesn't go to the top floor.

by The Return of Light Joker January 5, 2009

Well doesn't that just take the biscuit.

A phrase used in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxyseries.
A mild expression of astonishment, similar in meaning to "Well, that's interesting" or "Well DAMN!", but far far more amusing.

X: Hey Y, did you hear?
Y: What?
X: They're actually going to enforce the dress code now.
Y: *pauses* ...well doesn't that just take the biscuit.

by ~tenuto~ November 16, 2004

Doesn't know dick about Richard

A variation of "You don't know dick" but with a bit more class.

The idiot driving in front of me is making a left-hand turn where it is clearly marked, "no left-hand turns!" Obviously, he doesn't know dick about Richard and shouldn't be allowed on the road!

by Applepiegirl126 May 6, 2011

Doesn't make me a bad lad

Common phrase used in defence of ones self when provoked by an individual.

Whiting: "Were you jammin and flexin with that buff galdem ting last night then ended up hanging out the back of her?"

Russell: "Yeh it was just for bant, doesn't make me a bad lad!"

by Julian McKenzie April 15, 2009