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Neely Syndrom

Urban Definition:
A nigga with a big jimmy.

Medical Definition:
A term coined in 1991 after a group of scientists at Duke University in North Carolina studied the individual named Matthew Neely and determined that his penis was the largest penis in the world that could achieve natural erection. The penis measured 42.5 cm in length (in 1991). The truly remarkable aspect of Mr. Neely's anatomy, however, is not his extraordinary penis, but, his larger bones containing dense quantities of bone marrow, aiding in superior blood production. In addition, his veins, arteries, and capillaries are approximately .05% larger than the average human. A larger heart allows for increased blood flow.

Mr. Neely currently resides in Cullowhee, North Carolina and is attending Western Carolina University, and has a major in Hospitality and Recreations.

It is rumored that Ripley's Believe It or Not has offered Mr. Neely two million dollars for the rights to display his penis after his death.
Inquiring male: How the fuck is Matt in and up with all dees bitches?

Friend: Shit, dat nigga got Neely Syndrom. He molly wops bitches to death wit dat thing!

2nd Friend: I heard dat nigga's dick is so long, his cum breaks the sound barrier and shit.

Inquiring male: Negros... you all trippin. Crazy niggas in here.
by MC Reynolds February 14, 2007
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Neel

A guy who 420 blazes before school and after school.
Dam that guy just neels all day.
by PudhMaster202341 November 25, 2013
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Neelan

nee·lin (n)

An attractive young man. Half gangsta, half cutie pie.
I saw Neelan the other day, and I didn't know whether to run and hide or smile in adoration.
by Leafybug December 14, 2008
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Neel

Most annoying and retarded person you will ever meet
Girl: omg it’s neel
Boy: get away before he comes too close
by Hardikpandya April 13, 2022
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Neelam

She is so neelam.
by NinaKPatel December 6, 2010
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neela maria

the MEAN sister of Derek Gerard and is very famous for Derek Using her for 4 weeks for views with the sex appeal effect and also she said "your fans are WEIRD!" so the comments must be doing SOMETHING
She acts like a Neela Maria
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neelay

A true fucking legend. Legend has it, that Neelays can down 11 speight bottles in 10 minutes. True homie material right there.
Neelay, fucking legend.
by Ruuuflesss January 5, 2021
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