A combo of the words news and detox. When you take a news detox, ie no news in any way shape or form for you.
Newstox is very serious; it includes no radio, no TV news, no newspapers, no Facebook news, no news in any way shape or form. You can't even read the bbc news app on your phone.
by Sexydimma June 26, 2023
Get the Newstox mug.The shittiest grammar school in orpington. The teachers just want u to get good grades and don’t care abt nth else.
The windows literally have locks to stop people jumping out and half the teachers r racist or pedophiles.
The year 7’s think they’re hard, the year 9’s are insufferable and a certain year 13 is the biggest fucking snitch and we all hate her.
The uniform is even worse with it only being alright in 10 and 11 despite the girls determination to get their skirts higher than their Fanny’s and obsession with vapes.
Half the six formers are weird lesbo art kids or Asian stalkers and the rest are olaves rejects who think they’re hard.
But hey, at least we’re not as bad as Darrick wood, just please stop dying your hair bright red. It looks horrible
The windows literally have locks to stop people jumping out and half the teachers r racist or pedophiles.
The year 7’s think they’re hard, the year 9’s are insufferable and a certain year 13 is the biggest fucking snitch and we all hate her.
The uniform is even worse with it only being alright in 10 and 11 despite the girls determination to get their skirts higher than their Fanny’s and obsession with vapes.
Half the six formers are weird lesbo art kids or Asian stalkers and the rest are olaves rejects who think they’re hard.
But hey, at least we’re not as bad as Darrick wood, just please stop dying your hair bright red. It looks horrible
Darrick kid 1: oi fam what are those red green and black tings innit
Darrick kid 2: they’re from newstead wood innit fam
Darrick kid 1: shit fam better hide the red hair dye and vapes
Darrick kid 2: they’re from newstead wood innit fam
Darrick kid 1: shit fam better hide the red hair dye and vapes
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Get the Newstox mug.Something that once deemed a novelty but is now deemed nostalgic, e.g. the aesthetic Frutiger Aero that was initially around from 2005 through 2014, after which it got to be "dormant" before it had a comeback in 2022
I was scrolling through old design trends and felt such newstalgia for Frutiger Aero; it was everywhere in the late 2000's and early 2010's, and now it's back in style.
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