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Nehal

The coolest, best, and most amazing in the world.
Everyone should try to be like Nehal.
by N.G. December 13, 2008
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Neal Schon

He was a Neal Schon wannabe
by John Waldmiller February 14, 2004
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Neal

Bearlike
Holy Shit look! its a fuckin bear! na bai tis just a neal
by yurtmcgee August 11, 2017
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Nealism

The belief that there is a being out there that rules over all. Although this is like most religions this one is special because the being that is worshipped is the greatest mathematician ever, Ryan Neal. The people hold a daily mass for one hour where they sit and do 8th to 12th grade math problems and listen to country music. This religion is most commonly practiced by students of North East Middle and High School.
Catholic: Wow, that Julian is quite the math wiz.
Jew: Of course he is, he practices Nealism.
by Ryan Neal June 15, 2018
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nepali

A nepalese or nepali is some one from nepal. There religion is most likely to be hinduism or buddhism. Normaly they look either chinese/japanese or indian depending on where you live (more north: chinese/japanese south: indian). They have big clans such as: Gurung, Magar, Limbu and so on.
random man: Are you japanese or something?
me: Man, i'm nepali. I thought you'd guess, my dads a gurkha.
*random man backs away*

Random indian dude: Dude, you indian like me?
nepali guy: Hell no, i'm a nepali. Man, look at the eyes.
by Maichang May 27, 2008
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napalm death

A British band who, in the 80s and then the 90s, helped to start and then define grindcore music. They are still generally regarded as the genres primogenitors. Grind is basically short and fast, with very sludgy guitars and bass and shouty/growly vocals. Short in the extreme sense - Napalm Death's best known record, 1987's Scum, contained 28 tracks in 33 minutes, the longest being just over 2 minutes, and the shortest being 4 seconds. Because of these aspects, grind has obviously never really gotten through to the mainstream. Napalm Death are still going today (Feb 2004).
Napalm Death? Yeah, I've heard them...they're fucking strange. Bloody heavy though!
by sabdo February 8, 2004
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Shaquille O'Neal

--Shaquille O'Neal's height used as a single unit of measurment to measure great distances.
Shaquille O'Neal's body parts can also be used as single unit of measurment for smaller lengths.
--Actual height of Shaquille O'Neal's body and body parts vary depending on the user. Although intended height was 9 feet and a Shaquille O'Neal finger is 6 inches.
--Can also be abbreviated as shaq, shaquile, O'neal, shaqwile(for all you nifty kids out there), or any combination of the addreviations.
Example 1-
Guy: HEY man!
Dude: Wait where are you?
Guy: I'm like 10 Shaquille O'Neals in front of you!

Example 2-
Math Teacher: Billy, how long is the diagonal of square number 5 on your work sheet?
Billy: Eh, I'd say its about one Shaq palm.
by JesusisLord May 28, 2008
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