nelson muntz

An overweight, vest-clad 4th grader who enjoys to laugh at other's misfourtunes.

I hear Nelson Muntz just laughed at you after you fell down.

by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

Papa Nelson

A fat person usually a grandpapa to Bryan Nelson. Usually eats chili and beans. LOVES John Deere. Drives Tractors.

Papa Nelson: Bryan, get the tractor

Bryan Nelson: Hold on Papa Nelson i'll get the tractor running

Papa Nelson: bryan, ask Nana if she made chili or beans

Nana: oh yes bryan, i did

Bryan Nelson: oh u like cock in your mouth?

by Nana Nelson February 02, 2009

Rusty Nelson

The act of shitting on somebodys head and giving them a noogie

I met this girl last night and she begged me to give her a rusty nelson

by Herropeopls March 18, 2020

Nelson

Abusive guy who only cares about himself. Will cheat lie and try to convince you that you're just crazy. He can have everything he wants but will never be happy with himself.

Girl: That guy is nice
Girl 2: hunny don't be stupid that's a Nelson, he will use you an leave you

by anytime September 17, 2017

Nick Nelson

if someone calls you their nick nelson that means you're their partner, a good one at that

(character from heartstopper)

Person: Do you wanna be my Nick Nelson
Other Person: Yes!!!

by Eoeosoeo May 15, 2022

nelson position

A sex position where a women sits on top of a man with her legs up. The man secures her legs so she can't close them. The women watches her pussy getting fucked and can't do anything about it.

The Nelson position is hot as fuck. Watching a helpless girl watch herself getting fucked! So hot!

by NikkiTay January 15, 2017

Hawk Nelson

A band whose music was featured in Yours, Mine, and Ours (The new one). They have written many good songs other than those in the movie. They have high quality lyrics and a good sound. Their latest albums are Letters to The President and Smile Its the End of The World

Hawk Nelson performed their song Bring Em' Out for the movie Yours, Mine, and Ours.

by El Nixonito August 03, 2006