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Mike "Mad Dog" Najarian

Mike Najarian, also known as Maddog, is the drummer for the Boston-based rock group, State Radio. He is from Duxbury, MA, attended Boston College, and has been with State Radio since early 2006.
Najarian is a fiercely aggressive drummer and is often the biggest source of energy when State Radio is on stage. Since his addition to State Radio, he has been accredited for inspiring an even greater sense of rock and energy in the band. To quote Chad Urmston, State Radio's lead singer, "Because Maddog plays like an animal."
"That's Mad Dog on the drum kit!"
"Mike "Mad Dog" Najarian is one sexy individual."
by Sgtcampsalot April 14, 2008
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Near hack experience

A play on words relating to near death experience.

The feeling you get when you enter in your username and password into something important (Facebook, bank websites, e-mail, video games you've invested years of time into) only to find that your password doesn't work.

This often leads to a sinking feeling in your chest which quickly leads to increased heart rate and paranoia, and everything that is at stake flashes before your eyes like your money, private messages, or that +9 GTB Thorny Shield you spent years camping for.

Though typically, you haven't actually been "hacked", but really:

1. You have caps lock on, and your password is case-sensitive.

2. You typed the right password in right too fast, and somehow managed to fuck up three, four, or even five times. (See: failure)

3. After making sure you type each letter firmly and individually, you quickly realize that you:

A) Entered in the wrong username that looks similar (Johndoe696996 instead of Johndoe696969)

B) You changed your password, and you forgot you ever changed it.

If none of these are the case, then you have either been keylogged (Again, see: failure), or you have violated the Terms of Service and have been banned.
Dude, I just had a near hack experience after failing to login to my main World of Warcraft account four times in a row.

It turns out I had my caps lock on the whole time.
by Interactive September 29, 2009
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near beer

Beer with less than 0.5% alcohol content, therefore making it "non-alcoholic."
Everyone was planning to get hammered at the party, but were disappointed when all they got was near beer.
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neard

A growth of facial hair which is intentionally concentrated BELOW the neckline, a portmanteau of Neck and bEARD. Usually very scraggled and harsh-looking until it gets some body.
PersonOne: Dude, I think you spilled some gravel on your chin!
PersonTwo: No man, it's cool, I'm gonna grow the sickest neard you've ever seen.
Women: Can we stroke and fondle that gorgeous mane on your neck?
PersonTwo: Get the rubbers, I'll be back in an hour.
by Kenwizzle Foshizzle February 4, 2006
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So Near Yet So Far....

When your head ends up between a girl's legs, or her head between yours and you wish so hard those jeans weren't there.... (Or vice Versa)
B.N - Dude! Did you see Neil last night! Jude was sitting with her head between his legs!
D.R - Yeah, you could see by his face he was So Near Yet So Far....
by D.D.R April 26, 2012
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nefarious

A word used to describe activities and deeds that are evil wicked and odious.
The world was shocked to learn of the nefarious activities of Ian Brady and Myra hindley, which came to light in October 1965.They came to be known as the 'Moors Murderers'.
by Inja September 6, 2006
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Near Miss Porn Stomach

That intense sick feeling you get when you are pulling your meat and you hear the front door close and you scramble to disconnect from 'up my arse' dot com as quickly as you can whilst pulling up your trousers and wiping jizz off the keyboard
Fuck me...I was waxing the dolphin yesterday when my Grandad came home early from the day centre....I had near miss porn stomach for fucking hours afterwards
by Rifleman59 May 5, 2010
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