Snail Neglect

Snail slime has become increasingly popular as a treatment for wrinkles. It is believed that the slime possesses anti-wrinkle properties though whether this is true is sorely debated. Day in day out, snails that would go about minding their own business, terrorising lettuces and meaning no harm to us, are abused and neglected for their slime. This sort of treatment must stop. If you are against snail abuse and neglection text SNAIL to 07842 (texts cost £2) or donate £30 today to bring snail abusers to justice. We have rights so do they. Eventually, we should get around to stopping the French eating them, stopping kids throwing them at walls for pleasure, but for now we feel this is the ultimate issue. Snail slime is not needed when we can all age gracefully.

Thank you.

"STOP SNAIL NEGLECT"

by Aredhel January 24, 2013

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When you wear black dress shoes instead of wearing gay white reebok's so that The Boys wont make fun of you.

"Danny, don't wear those white Reebok's, they'll make fun of you for wearing THOSE. Here, wear these black dress shoes. They're cool."
"Uh, no thanks."
" Come on, its the neglect look.

by Sidenote October 9, 2006

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Niki Neglection

A myspace famous scene girl with blonde hair over her black hair and extensions.

Niki Neglection is so fetch.

by SarahTina January 12, 2008

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Neglextful

When you text someone and they are slow to respond or leave you hanging on an inquiry via text; generally neglectful of their texts.

Person 1: "Dude, Lindy texted me the invite and I replied "what time" and he totally left me hanging".

Person 2: "Dude, I know he is a neglextful bastard!"

by TedEye February 26, 2011

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