nerdling

a nerd like creature with four eyes... spooky!! dont cross them in a dark alley or they will eat you and steal all your books and calculators!!!

Person One: "i want to eat you and steal your calculators!!!"
Person Two: "That makes you a nerdling you nerdling!! Please dont eat me!!!"

by watnow August 14, 2006

Nerlingers

A term used in Scottish soccer newsgroups to indicate unwarranted hyperbole attributing special skills or qualities, especially to soccer players, with little evidence to support them.

Origin: Christian Nerlinger, a German soccer player who signed for Glasgow Rangers with great anticipation of his being an exceptional player but who later proved to be a grave disappointment.

Formerly Nerlinger's Syndrome.

"This boy may only have played for half an hour but I've seen enough to suggest we have landed a future great."

"No, you are just afflicted with Nerlingers."

by Studs Murphy January 26, 2006

Nerfing

Nerfing is a gay term used by receivers.

Usually used to represent their love of receiving anal sex.

'I need a good nerfing' 'I can't wait for that big black man to start Nerfing me later'

by Goldenchild September 20, 2016

needing a lumberjack

when something has gone far past being able to nip at the bud, and needs something immense to break it off

He won't stop talking to me! I will be needing a lumberjack!

by dwright935 May 27, 2009

nerdlinger

the ultimate form of nerd-dome

brett jason hilton

by spicy nan October 8, 2003

nerfing

Surfing geek oriented websites on the internets.

Boss: you're late!

Me: sorry, i was up nerfing all night. U mad?

Boss: lol wut

by alienzrcoming December 10, 2010

Nerdlinger

Someone who is a nerd and lingers for too long in your presence.

Cynthia is such a nerdlinger.

by Angela Brown May 15, 2005