Negative Nancy

Someone submitted to an extreme amount of negativity

Johnson, that man is a real negative nancy

by Lafertee, Daniel September 6, 2003

negative creep

kick-ass song by nirvana.

"Daddys little girl aint a girl no more"

by Ka July 17, 2004

Negative Boner

The opposite of a boner. When you are really cold/turned off, your dong will scrunch up so tight that it gets stiff.

Turn on the heater, I'm getting a negative boner.

by Tomanton May 23, 2006

Negative Distance

When something goes in the opposite direction it is intended to; use your imagination.

Ryan is negative distance.

by Angry Salamander December 23, 2005

Negative-racist

Negative-racism or (a) negative-racist is an irrational view belonging to someone who accuses somebody else of being a racist when they're not. It may also refer to somebody being called a racist when they're completely against racism or blatantly not a racist.

Not to be confused with anti-racist.

Cameron was a negative-racist, since he accused several people on the bus of being racist without reason or proof.

by Jake Noble November 12, 2013

negative dollars

When you're in debt, the money that you earn is not for spending because you still owe.

I can't even afford a pack of gum; I'm negative dollars right now.

by T Hustle September 8, 2005

Negative Susan

Someone who sees no happiness in the world, only sorrow. The opposite to a Positive Sally.

Jack: WHY IS ALL THE COFFEE GONE? D:
Michael: Jack stfu you negative Susan.

by Positive Sally January 15, 2013