1.) The North Atlantic Terrorist Organization
2.) The United States of America & its satellite states in Europe
An international terror operation that loves to attack countries at random for little to no reason (aside from oil), lies all the time about other countries ("Iraq has WMDs" and "Russia hacked the election") in an attempt to create casus belli, sanctions everyone they dislike. Gets involved in pretty much any war on the planet.
Talks a big talk about "International law" but doesn't actually give a tenth of a flying rat's ass about it. Cares more about war and spreading lgbtskjcbajsvcasgh674&*$78 than improving their economies/lives of their citizens.
2.) The United States of America & its satellite states in Europe
An international terror operation that loves to attack countries at random for little to no reason (aside from oil), lies all the time about other countries ("Iraq has WMDs" and "Russia hacked the election") in an attempt to create casus belli, sanctions everyone they dislike. Gets involved in pretty much any war on the planet.
Talks a big talk about "International law" but doesn't actually give a tenth of a flying rat's ass about it. Cares more about war and spreading lgbtskjcbajsvcasgh674&*$78 than improving their economies/lives of their citizens.
John: NATO is bombing yet another Middle-East country for the 54772864296472458273547834th time. They're saying that the country built a Death Star or something.
Matthew: Of course they are. It's just what they do.
NATO Bot: Beep Boop, Unapproved conversation content detected, initiating pro-NATO propaganda protocol: "NATO is the best organization in the world because we are committed to preserving human rights of all the people on the Earth by bombing the absolute shit out of anyone who dares to disagree with us. Please accept us as your lord and savior."
Matthew: Of course they are. It's just what they do.
NATO Bot: Beep Boop, Unapproved conversation content detected, initiating pro-NATO propaganda protocol: "NATO is the best organization in the world because we are committed to preserving human rights of all the people on the Earth by bombing the absolute shit out of anyone who dares to disagree with us. Please accept us as your lord and savior."
by Bungatron9999 March 20, 2024
by No_Quarter_for_them January 03, 2023
Nato is a good FNF player, good artist, and a decent spriter. He's Currently trying to get fame from thr undertale fandom.
by otaN June 09, 2021
A BASED organization which defends world peace, and human rights. Most notable for saving the Kosovans during their war against Serbia. Unending support for Ukraine during their war against the orcs. And liberating the Kuwaitis from Iraq.
by Oxerful July 21, 2023
Nato is a guy who everyone would love to know. He's handsome, kind, and funny. If you're friends with him, you're in good hands.
Nato is the best friend I've ever had!
Nato is the best friend I've ever had!
by Terminar con un otro November 22, 2021
It's friendship! We are best friends hehe. we went to middle school together, we walked to school together, we had breakfast together, we were late to school together, we hated the kids we didn't like, we talked, slept together, and shared our lives together. I hope that NATO will last forever hihi. 07141329 🤍
NATO
by iamyourfr November 21, 2021
Well, no, it was that.
Hym "It was the invitation to Nato that started the Ukraine war... Wonder who did that... Right? I'm pretty sure I'm remembering that right, like... There was a treaty that Ukraine couldn't join Nato because it would allow enemy nations to position bombs close to Russia... I'm pretty sure I'm getting this from a YouTube podcast guest who was like explaining the conflict... Yeah... I mean, if I'm wrong then YouTube is spreading dangerous misinformation and they need to be imprisoned for doing that. Probably in Guantanimo... IMPRISON THEM ALL! YOUTUBER GULAG NOW!"
by Hym Iam September 06, 2024