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NASA Dress Rehearsal

When sleeping next to your partner and you line up your butthole directly with a partner’s hole and fart. Their reaction let’s you know if the rehearsal was a success and you’re ready to move on to space docking.
I woke up my wife by lining up my butthole to her butthole to perform a NASA Dress Rehearsal before the space docking later in the month. She screamed that she felt the fart deep in her butt. I knew then, my years of preparation made me ready for the Space Dock. T-minus 20 days…
by Ice Meow September 24, 2022
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NASA

National Auto Sports Association. The National Auto Sports Association has been around for decades turning race car dreams into reality by not only teaching auto racing but also creating competition for the average Joe all the way to semi-professional auto racing.
Yesterday I competed in an autocross competition held by NASA.
by johannthegreat September 14, 2020
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NASAS

Yo dawg, I heard "NASAS" is a launching a rocket soon.

Why are there only white working at NASA? You right man, we black people need to create "NASAS".
by Jruechaynz February 24, 2019
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Safety Nasa

An expansion of the classic “safety/doorknob” game. If only the word “safety” is used upon ripping ass, other players may call an “aftershock,” in which they are granted to punch the ripper one time.

In order to prevent this occurrence, the ripper must announce “safety NASA” in order to shield against the aftershock.
*rips ass* Safety NASA! Sorry guys, but you’re not hitting me with an aftershock today.
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Nasa

When you squint your eyes to read something or identify things in a distance without wanting to wear your glasses.
Due to my lack of vision I’m Nasaing to see the island over there.

Is that Dhonveli in the distance I’m not sure as I can’t see and to get a clearer picture I’d have to nasa
by DeeperMeanings February 14, 2025
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Nasa

Look at that nasa walking down our block, he thinks he's white or something?
by Ketchup packet January 13, 2019
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NASA

multiple aliens in a metaphorical trench coat and several physical trench coats
"Have you heard of NASA?"
"yes"
"extraterrestrial scum"
by anonymous April 11, 2024
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