A combination of a Blumpkin and The Austrian Airstrike.
Like any effective air strike, the Austrian Napalm Strike relies heavily upon communication, timing and accuracy. To assure success requires three willing parties although it can be achieved with a third unwitting party.
One member of the party sits, with buttocks exposed to the cold Austrian breeze, on a window sill a minimum of one floor above street level while another willing participant performs fellatio. Just as orgasm is reached the first member of the pair takes a massive dump out the window.
The third participant, reclining in a deck chair with their hairy chest exposed, then receives the splattering dump of faecal matter followed closely by the jizz spat from the mouth of the fellator.
Like any effective air strike, the Austrian Napalm Strike relies heavily upon communication, timing and accuracy. To assure success requires three willing parties although it can be achieved with a third unwitting party.
One member of the party sits, with buttocks exposed to the cold Austrian breeze, on a window sill a minimum of one floor above street level while another willing participant performs fellatio. Just as orgasm is reached the first member of the pair takes a massive dump out the window.
The third participant, reclining in a deck chair with their hairy chest exposed, then receives the splattering dump of faecal matter followed closely by the jizz spat from the mouth of the fellator.
*Reclining shirtless in a lawn chair*
Kane: “OK guys I’m ready for your Austrian Napalm Strike”
*Sitting on window sill*
Matt: “Thank god, I’ve been holding this dump in for ages and my balls are blue, get to it Dan.”
…
Matt: “OK Dan I’m about to blow, get ready to hot-potato my napalm onto Kane while take a shit”
Kane: “awwww yeah…”
Kane: “OK guys I’m ready for your Austrian Napalm Strike”
*Sitting on window sill*
Matt: “Thank god, I’ve been holding this dump in for ages and my balls are blue, get to it Dan.”
…
Matt: “OK Dan I’m about to blow, get ready to hot-potato my napalm onto Kane while take a shit”
Kane: “awwww yeah…”
by Jeff Da Maori Ow October 10, 2013
Get the Austrian Napalm Strike mug.The act of farting in ones face after taking a royal Bowel Movement and not wiping afterwards. The victim must be asleep and the "Napalmer" must have his or her pants down resulting in Feces hitting the victims face.
Hey! I'm totally gonna napalm Jim's face tonight at the party.
Girl: I really like your freckles! They're cute!
Boy: Oh those aren't freckles, my friends napalmed me last night.
Hey bro you coming tonight? We're thinking about giving your Mom The Napalm
Girl: I really like your freckles! They're cute!
Boy: Oh those aren't freckles, my friends napalmed me last night.
Hey bro you coming tonight? We're thinking about giving your Mom The Napalm
by N3wt May 12, 2011
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A scorched earth approach to obliterating someone's conversation that is not your own.
Interrupting a conversation and quickly dominating the topic, or changing it entirely.
Much like Conversation Hijack, but with a militant approach.
Interrupting a conversation and quickly dominating the topic, or changing it entirely.
Much like Conversation Hijack, but with a militant approach.
Jody and I were having a private conversation when Carol walked in, asked us what we were talking about, and then quickly changed the topic to something she was interested in - Obliterating our conversation with Conversation Napalm.
by WordSmithDave October 9, 2013
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2. What Tiger Woods wishes his wife was.
3. A hot tasty biaatch who is insatiable in the sack.
2. What Tiger Woods wishes his wife was.
3. A hot tasty biaatch who is insatiable in the sack.
CNN: It has been clarified by scientists that the massive fireball reported in the midwestern sky was just Jessica Simpson on a manhunt. She emitted almost radioactive levels of sexual napalm.
Dude 1: "Dude, I've been working out at the gym, taking Viagra, eating right; you know, like eating my veggies and stuff. But I still can't keep up with her.
Dude 2: "Dude, she must be like what you call sexual napalm!"
Dude 1: "Dude, I'm like gonna give her Tiger Woods' number"
Dude 1: "Dude, I've been working out at the gym, taking Viagra, eating right; you know, like eating my veggies and stuff. But I still can't keep up with her.
Dude 2: "Dude, she must be like what you call sexual napalm!"
Dude 1: "Dude, I'm like gonna give her Tiger Woods' number"
by Das Wunderkind April 16, 2010
Get the sexual napalm mug.The shit that one takes after eating hot buffalo wings. It is characterized by the burning sensation within one's anus. The butt napalm is caused by the heat of the sauce being retained through the system and causing a similar heat sting as experienced when initially ingesting the wing. The only relief for this sensation is by completing the shit, and wiping thoroughly to clear the butt of said napalm.
by Glazzy November 19, 2006
Get the butt napalm mug.A bodily substance (solid or liquid) the exits the anus with such a horrid odor, that most living things are forced to run away for their own survival. The odor is so dense that it sticks to your clothes, causes shortness of breath, and watery eyes. The culprit is usually a virus found in contaminated Central American or Asian food.
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