Mud Musket

A dick covered in shit after being pulled out of a poop filled asshole.
After fucking that bitch the other night, she let me stick it in her ass, little did I know she turned it into a mud musket.
by NaggerBagginCoonSkinner April 19, 2013
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chowder musket

Dude, Dave's taken to many shots to the head from his boyfriends chowder musket.
by rjhyardbug February 19, 2008
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Musket Meme

A meme that is expected to be located within the document folders of Musketmarine. This does not determine the quality of the meme; Rather what one should expect to find in Musket's folder.
That meme was not too bad. Is it a Musket Meme?
by The_Generalissimo April 29, 2022
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Musket blast

Best described as the unmistakable first blast of a large bowel movement that reverberates through the thin bathroom walls of a cheap motel. This foul deed is often accompanied by giggles and/or disapproving comments depending upon the age and gender of the audience.
While deep in the middle of an Adult Swim marathon, the three young gentlemen watching the show were both humored and amazed by the incredible musket blast that came from the adjoining bathroom and literally shook their sleeping quarters to the core.
by Evan "Bonzof" July 11, 2008
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Musket load

Musket loading or musket load, is the act of applying a used pinch of dip to a woman’s asshole and proceeding to ram it in with ones meat sword, until fully loaded.
Phil: “How did last night go with Mrs. Bairds?”
Carter: “Well I gave her a musket load
Phil:”Wicked, did she shoot off after?”
Carter: “Yeah, you can tell by the way that it is”
by Skrimp pimp February 21, 2020
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The Musket Ball

When you shit down a girls throat and ram it down with your cock.
Me and her took it to the next level last night. She let me give her The Musket Ball.
by Saxon57 March 28, 2020
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douche musket

1. a term that is applicable when douche nozzle does not accurately describe the person or people in question.
2. an awesome fucking name to call people.
dude1: you see that queaf with his popped collar??
dude2: yeah, what a douche musket.
by vulvahammer November 21, 2009
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