Definitions by gunny815

Load my musket 

An extremely vigorous and/or hurried handjob.

(Walking into an Asian massage parlor)
Hi I've only got 15 minutes until I need to be back at work - how much to skip the massage and just load my musket?

Load my musket by gunny815 February 12, 2015

crazy 10 

The crazy 10 is similar to the shocker (2 in the pink, 1 in the stink), and the minivan (2 up front, 5 in the back), except that the crazy 10 just involves all 10 fingers in the back door.

Some soccer moms were talking about what kind of minivan they wanted to buy, and I think Nathan totally missed the context of the conversation because he chimed in that the crazy 10 is a much better value for about the same price.

crazy 10 by gunny815 June 20, 2014