eat that mule shit

The option of last resort after following a donkey trail in a desert for many days.

I'd been walking for 17 days. I had water but no food. The hoofprints seemed to be leeding nowhere. Then I saw it - I just had to eat that mule shit.

by robcraine March 15, 2004

Mule dick

When a well endowed male is able to have sex in the doggystyle position and loosens up the female vaginally or anally he is able to insert most if not all of his penis into her orfice that he is penetrating

"He was really mule dicking her "

by JEddieMacJr February 5, 2017

candy mule

Someone that smuggles candy into the movie theater to avoid paying the ridiculous costs at the concession stand.

Kat is a horrible candy mule, she aborted the mission as she approached the ticket collector.

by dungpow August 18, 2010

phone muler

A person that walks into a Radio Shack and gets as many cell phones that he or she can get on a contract and sells them on the streets.

Customer - Yo, what's up?
Employee - How can I help you today?
Customer - I would like to sign up for a new At&t contract.
Employee - how many lines will you be getting today?
Customer - However many they let me have
Employee - Ok, and what kind of phones?
Customer - iPhone 5s.
Employee - What color would you like?
Customer - Whatever color you have.
Employee - Ok, they said you can have up to 5 lines with a $100 deposit on each one.
Customer - Great I will take 5 iPhone 5s' any color.
Employee (Yells out to the store manager) PHONE MULER, PHONE MULER.

by Phone Muler 1 February 20, 2014

Mermaid Mule

A delicious alcoholic beverage of clear Puerto Rican rum, ginger beer, lime juice, a dash of orange bitters, and enough blue curaçao to make the beverage electric blue. Served in a clear glass. Concoction created in Novato, CA by The Duchess Mermaid along with Jaqueline, an amazing bartendress.

A mermaid walks into a bar.
“I’ll have a Mermaid Mule, please.”

by DuchessMermaid July 9, 2019

Stunned Muller

Mouth wide open, struggling to find words, clueless

I asked him a simple question and he was a stunned Muller

by ArrestJK June 2, 2020

Larry Mullen Band

Another name for the hit Rock group U2. Called so because Larry Mullen Jr was the one who put out the adverts looking for a singer (Bono), a base player (Adam Clayton), and a guitarist (Edge).

Ali is a big fan of U2, so big she knows that they should be called the "Larry Mullen band."

by Sans0uAvecV0us January 29, 2009