Muffilisation

Oral sex of the female variety.

Did you get any muffilisation last night?

by Suzanne1984 May 21, 2009

Cunt muffins disease (CMD)

When a girl (rarely a guy) turns from being a loveable, kind, friendly, and caring person to the exact opposite and transforms into a person with an ugly personality (a bitch). Most cases occur because of influence from others with CMD, other times is due to personal events. PMS and CMD can be easily confused, but CMD is long term. CMD is curable, depending on how sever the case is, it helps to have friends and family be honest with the subject and for the subject to be willing to change their attitude.

X was once friends with Y but X started flirting with the rest of the alphabet including Y's boyfriend Z. The reason for X doing this was because W had been doing it first and X thought she looked just as good as W. X was a victim of Cunt muffins disease (CMD) due to W having CMD first.

by YourfriendlyIMVUuser September 26, 2012

making muffins

Unless you are a super cool nija warrior, only kitties have the ability to make muffins. Making muffins is when a kitty grabs on to something and starts sqeezing both hands one after the other therefore creating the perfect muffin on your bed or maybe your bare skin. When kitties make muffins, it does not hurt because you are so overjoyed that they would share such a talent on you. ooo hot;)

Did you just see that?! Gooch was just making muffins!

by Jennoza July 10, 2010

Scorch Muffins

The small bits of burnt marijuana that are pulled through the unfiltered pipe and into your mouth.

That bowl is cashed, I got a mouth full of scorch muffins with that last hit.

by cptnoobstomper April 19, 2009

muffinious

a dickhead with no life

muffinious should die in a hole

by mikael pervez May 1, 2019

Muffism

A religious practice involving the worship of the delicious pastry known as a muffin. Religious icons include: the Muffin God, the Muffin Priestess, and the Muffin Man.

Do you know the muffin man?/ the muffin man/ the muffin man/ do you know the muffin man who lives on drury lane?

by Muffinist September 11, 2005

blueberry muffins

A synonym for Leinenkugel's Sunset Wheat beer, which tastes suspiciously of blueberry muffins.

Hey, let have some blueberry muffins and sit in the hot tub!

Man, someone drank the last of my blueberry muffins.

Want a PBR? Nah, I have blueberry muffins.

by O' Briney March 5, 2009