murton

1. a Hennis, 2. an annoying little prick

"That guy that dumped all his players in our fantasy baseball league when he got his underoos in a bunch is a real murton, huh?"

by Queefer Sutherland May 19, 2006

Muertoing

Spanglish term for killing.

You are muertoing me!!!

by La Mujer Jefe August 7, 2011

Merton

An insult for someone who is interested in the occult or a nerd. ALso used for Goths. Not very offensive as it's not well known. Taken from the series 'Big Wolf on Campus' which starred Danny Smith as Merton J Dingle a Gothic nerd with an occult obbsession.

"Have you seen that new lad- he's such a Merton."
"Black nail varnish, Book of Shadows and 100% in Science- you'resuch a Merton."

by Radclyffe December 1, 2003

Murton

An adorable, small sized cat. Most often piebald, very smart, and affectionate.

My murton is way cuter than yours...with his fuzzy little ears, and his floofy tail

by Notamillenial January 1, 2019

mertonize

To preheat a cup or mug with hot water allowing the preferred beverage to remain hotter.

I mertonized the coffee cups before pouring the coffee so that the coffee will be hotter.

by Kevin October 23, 2004

El Paso de la muerte

When you are jacking off in the shower while standing on a soap and hanging onto the curtain masturbating and you jump to switch legs if you make it you live if you don’t know what it’s called El Paso de la muerte ☠️

I fell doing El Paso de la muerte in the shower

by Elmerk January 8, 2022

Merton

Some quag....................

What a merton... quag.

by Bling Bling January 10, 2005