Murte

A really cool dude with a gigantic penis

"Hey, you know, I saw him in the shower the other day... And he's a real Murte"

by ErtyIManLand January 5, 2009

Rojo Muerto

Its a tequila, cranberry and lime. Its probably one of the best drinks ever created and no bartender ever gets orders for them. They remember you and keep makin em strong.

last night we finished a bottle of jose and cran. in the morning it looked I was puking rojo muerto

by Kohl S March 6, 2011

merting

to meet an individual and then to have sexual intercourse with them

1.Dude, I love going to the club and merting with all the sexy bitches.

2,Last night this fugly ass bitch tried to mert with me, and I was like ohhhh Fuck noooooo bitch, you aint got no alibi you fugly.

3.was created because my mommy merted with this random surrey jack from mirage. :)

by jsidzz January 8, 2011

Muerte lenta

Slow death, alternative (comical) definition for food that tastes great but might be a health risk consuming.

From south america, cheap burgers bought in some barrios (hoods in Santa Cruz - Bolivia) that cost ~2 pesos (~0.2$).

Alfredo - Compramos algo pa comer wei (Let's buy something to eat)
Pedro - Estoy neto solo tengo 3 pesos (I'm broke I only have a quarter)
Alfredo - Suficiente para una muerte lenta (Enough for a slow death)

by Comandante August 27, 2006

Circulo de muerto

-(n.) a fear possessed by straight males of sleeping in a bed with other straight males due to the possibility that while sleeping, one of the males will become aroused and his penis will leap over and attack the other male who is sleeping.

Although Blake did not want to sleep on the hardwood floor, he was overcome with circulo de muerto and would not allow himself to sleep in the bed with Brian.

by We do it for the B's and J's March 29, 2008

mert

The sexiest human being, professional phantom forces also known as Battlemaster mert

Oxi: Mert who?
Jak: Mert the battlemaster bro
Mert: Now I am peacekeeper idiot

by Mertalifb12 August 26, 2018

Mert

Mert is one of most chill yet caring people you will ever meet. He has a heart that loves unconditionally, but he must be careful because some may take advantage of his love. He has a young soul, always wanting to have fun. Mert's tend to love going out. It can be to a bar or club, but what they truly enjoy doing is staying out with their one special person

(whoever it may be). Mert is also a common Turkish name.

Mert is soooo chilll.
Do you agree? yes or no.

by killingmesoftlywituwords January 6, 2022