Dead motive

A dead motive describes someone who never hangs out with his friends when invited, and never has any plans of their own either. Dead motives usually spend their time indoors watching uninteresting youtube videos or moderating their discord servers.

Ay Kushal stop being a dead motive bro, them anime girls ain't worth it

by canyoureadmymind August 15, 2023

Muff Motive

An informal gathering involving a high female to male ratio, so the females have no other choice.

Wanna come to the pub for a couple cold ones then head back to mine for a fat muff motive.

by JoshyP213 May 15, 2021

Posterior Motive

Posterior meaning buttocks, the phrase is derived from the phrase "ulterior motives". The phrase refers to a male being phony twords the opposite sex with the intentions of sexual Intercourse.

Seeing a male explaining any of the following to a female could be seen as having Posterior Motives: "I'm different than the other guys", "I love poetry!", "I think you look great with no makeup" "I think you are so unique" ect ect.

by LilBobbySaget September 6, 2013

Motivational Hummer

To do something they do not want to do - their penis gets sucked and they are then motivated to do the unwanted task.

"Jeremy didn't want to get Svetlana a beer so she gave him a motivational hummer, to return the jester Jeremy got Svetlana a beer"

by SouthTownian February 2, 2014

money motivator

Self made, money maker a go getter. All about making money. Money talks and i listen. Motivated by money

Bee's all about her money.. she is a m$m a real money motivator.

by Queen B33 April 12, 2017

self-motivation

masturbation

I had some trouble starting my day, so after a little self-motivation I was able to find the energy to get going.

by error404 January 9, 2009

motivational clap

Basically it is a clap that.. ermm...motivates someone. Usually used when someone needs speeding up or used by me just to piss people off.

In Top Shop (just leaving...well I wanted to)

Laura C: oh look at that top/skirt/etc over there!

Laura(me): no no no! lets leave now! c'mon lets go! *clap clap clap*


Any Random occasion

Laura(me) : ooohh motivational clap for *insert name* *clap clap clap*
Other: Laura
Laura(me): yea?
Other: Shut up

by Laura December 19, 2003