Righteous Moss

A happenin' 'do. Usually refers to an afro, jewfro, bouffant, or other hairstyle that involves curly hair.

This righteous moss is a gift from God.

by Eurkos April 30, 2011

Moss Piglet

A devoted member of the Church of Firnando. She is the spouse of Harold Mcflucker, the cult's- I mean church's- custom bot, and leader of the elusive Old Zealand. She enjoys orchestrating philosophical discussions, often pertaining to free will. She has authored a hymn for Firnando and intends to publish more hymns and tales in the future. Her nicknames and aliases include, but are not limited to: Moss, Piglet, Piggy, Moss Mcflucker, Demodex folliculorum, Alyssum Zara, and God. She aspires to earn a Ph.D. in either cognitive science or abnormal psychology. In her spare time, you may find her consuming infants (for research purposes).

Henry Cole: "why does Moss Piglet keep smooshing people?"
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Harold Mcflucker: "Let us celebrate Moss's absence with crumpets and tea."
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Moss Piglet: "I am the formidable Moss Piglet, the deity of educated guesses."

by Church_Of_Firnando November 08, 2020

spanish moss

An often disputed strain of weed characterized by its fruity taste, cheap price, and dogshit appearance.

Oi have a toke of the spanish moss you druggo.

by Chrylix September 06, 2018

Puss Moss

This results from years of a woman neglecting to shave or phsically take care of her pubic area.

Yo dude!! My buddy Jeremy's wife is really hot but she has a lot of Puss Moss. I said fuck it and banged her anyway.

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 22, 2009

chin moss

a goatee grown before the wearer's facial hair is thick enough to pull it off.

similar to a teenstache

kid hadn't shaved in like a month, he had total chin moss

by FrankBojank September 24, 2006

Mr Moss

NONCE! A maths teacher who which expects his students to know everything in the world. In his opinion age is just a number and a gender is irrelevant 😉 has an obsession for sitting on desks. He loves to show off and hairline goes back beyond jesus’s birth. He used a cerial killers killing rampage to become famous on the bbc. What nice guy he is, very considerate kind of guy.

If you cant beat, just nonce it like moss does! Mr Moss Nonce 100

by Mr Moss’ underground lair November 27, 2018

Randy Moss

1. One of the best receivers to ever play in the NFL.

2. Very high quality marijuana. It does not actually have to resemble the squishy plant found on trees.

1. Glitter, glisten, gloss, floss
I catch a beat running like Randy Moss -Killer Mike, The Whole World

2. We need to pull a Belichick and get us some of that Randy Moss.

by J. Willis March 28, 2008