moted

Dissed, put down, proven wrong. Contraction of "demoted". Used in the Bay Area only.

Man: Hey baby can I get yo' number?
Woman: No, but you can get lost.
Man's friends: Ooooooh, moted!

by Joe F November 21, 2004

Morten Harket

Morten Harket is an old sexy man that every women desires.

MORTEN HARKET MAKES ME SO HORNY

by Righttttu February 17, 2019

mortadella's

Fat bitches the size of school buses who hang out and dance in clubs thinking they have a chance of picking up a guy other than a black haitian who's into fat white bitches.

"y0 man, check out that mortadella on stage, i think the floor joist beams'll bail out and make the floor collapse."

by minghia.net March 29, 2003

Derrick Mortel

A very egotistical person, who thinks he is funny and if better than anyone. He will hit on all the girls and try to act "gangster". He will never figure out how stupid and wrong he is you see, because of his mental disabilities from his birth, and when he was dropped as a baby for his head was larger than a normal child.

Stop being a Derrick it's so annoying.

by Alex Ibanez March 27, 2005

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

the most beautiful soul i could ever hope to meet.

Hello Im Mrs Mortensen

by Linsay March 13, 2004

mortega

A family name that derives from a very famous and important family from the Philippines. If you are so ever to run into a person of this last name. You should bow down in respect. Mortega = 1337 !

1)"Arise for here comes Mr. Mortega!"
2)"Can I get you anything Mrs. Mortega?"
3)"I worship the Mortega family."

by Arthur Mortega May 6, 2003

ad mortem inimicus

The sentence that the bringer of the law says when hes about to whip the shit out of you with a 50dmg light parry punish

Non superstes, ad mortem inimicus!

by SlenderMF December 2, 2019