monstertard

1. Specifically addressing anyone with a mental condition to what they truly are; monsters.

2. Disgrace to the human race. See nigger.

-Wow will is retarded.

-Don't say the r word! call them what they are.

-You think will is a monstertard?

-What are you doing with that baby by the dumpster?
-Its okay, its a monstertard.

-I have a baby, timmy.
-Why didn't you capitalize his name?
-He's a monstertard, and not a real person.
-Oh! Okay! **High Five**

by Matt Kotecki April 26, 2008

mansterbate

To masterbate in a somewhat aggressive manner, as though you're in a rush to get somewhere and you need to get off quickly.

"I had to mansterbate or else I would have been late for work."

by Jordy-Time April 9, 2006

Monsterbating

When someone jerks off to pics of monsters, mostly erotic monster pics.

Fred: Hey, wanna go to a party later?
Jonh: No, man, im gonna stay home and I'll be "Monsterbating" all night

by realestguyintheroom November 1, 2011

Mastercating

The act of slapping a body part to sound like you are masterbating.

Guy 1: ( Clap Clap Clap Clap )
Guy 2: Dude what are u doing?!?!?
Guy 1: Dude it's okay im just mastercating!
Guy 2: Masterbating!?!?
Guy 1: No no Mastercating! Im just pretending to masterbate.

by Big Pimpin69 November 3, 2011

mensterbating

It's when a women masterbates while menstruating.

"What's her problem, is she just weird, or is she mensterbating."

by Dr Delta SP. Oz October 26, 2013

mobsterbate

verb: To pleasure oneself while watching The GodFather. Showing general excitement in the presence of horses and spaghetti .

Tony looked so hot in his Z Rock, I had to go home and mobsterbate.

by hipstirthepot March 11, 2015

monsterbate

To play with your monster. Duh. It makes your palms hairy.

So there I was, bored one evening. Luckily, I had my monster in my closet, so I took it out and MONSTERBATED.

by demonicomelette March 22, 2003