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Return to monke

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To devolve back into monkeys by rejecting modernity and embracing a primitive lifestyle.
"Reject modernity, return to monke"
by TheDeadMeme27 October 19, 2020
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Monkey Chuffer

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After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.
Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.
by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004
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A professional wrestler who relies mostly or entirely on high spots to wow the fans, but rarely has any technical ability. There is a difference between a high flyer and a spot monkey. High fliers generally have technical skills and/or brawling skills to back up their high flying moves, while spot monkeys generally are just acrobats with little to no actual wrestling talent.
Dale: Are you going to watch the Jack Evans match?
Scott: He's a spot monkey, but I'll still watch it since he has a good opponent that can carry him and make him look good
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus December 27, 2010
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Howler Monkey

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A co-worker who isn't very productive, generates a lot of noise and metaphorically throws shit everywhere.
Those three new engineers looked great on paper, but once they were set loose on a project it became apparent that they were a bunch of howler monkeys.
by cfm2 October 7, 2012
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Monkey's Wedding

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When it's raining and sunny out at the same time, it's known as a Monkey's Wedding. Unrelated to Monkey's Uncle.
A monkey's wedding is amazing. I want to go.
by Yates Fan 4 Life August 20, 2011
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Monkeism

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A religion in which a human rejects humanity and embraces monke
Monkeism will help cure silly human of industrial revolution
by Master humbinder November 8, 2020
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Monkey’d

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Outplaying someone to the point they seem as dumb and primitive as a monkey. (monkied can be used as well for plural)
Ruffee monkey’d on the final opponent with a no scope.

Dewlap monkied on the other team when he killed all 3 with his last 3 shots.
by ItsRuffee February 8, 2021
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