No example needed whatsoever.
by Raging Dragon June 9, 2005
Get the Momay mug.The definiton of a "Mommaluke" Is someone who consistantly screws up know matter what he or she is doing. You can help this person a thousand times and yet they just cant get it right. Then they complain to you or at you about it as if its your fault.
by JC4436 October 10, 2005
Get the Mommaluke mug.A situation that happens in a single mothers life when she realizes:
1.) That she was looking for the wrong things in a man to begin with.
2.) The same game he used to knock her up with he's using on someone else who is just as fine or finer than you.
3.) Lack of child support plus one screaming child equals one pissed-off mom.
4.) That a nice car, long-hard dick and money does not make the perfect man.
5.) That she should sew up her vagina and hope "Mr. Right" is a single parent like she is.
6.) She can't party and change daipers at the same time.
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1.) That she was looking for the wrong things in a man to begin with.
2.) The same game he used to knock her up with he's using on someone else who is just as fine or finer than you.
3.) Lack of child support plus one screaming child equals one pissed-off mom.
4.) That a nice car, long-hard dick and money does not make the perfect man.
5.) That she should sew up her vagina and hope "Mr. Right" is a single parent like she is.
6.) She can't party and change daipers at the same time.
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Rachel thought Tyrone was the greatest man in the world! He was nice, he had and elephant-like penis, and he spent money on her constantly. After the baby dropped, and she couldn't lose the weight, the c-section scars or stretch marks. And Tyrone lost interest and decided to set up shop in new territory.
This lack of affection mixed with a screaming child caused Rachel to hate Tyrone with a pashion, causing serious baby momma drama.
This lack of affection mixed with a screaming child caused Rachel to hate Tyrone with a pashion, causing serious baby momma drama.
by Mr. Dwayne October 28, 2004
Get the baby momma drama mug.A chick who prefers "it" in the butt.
Tango: Yo yo Cash, ain't you worried dat you's 'a gonna git Monique pregnant?
Cash: Oh hells nah son! She's a poopsy momma. Quit askin' bitch-ass questions!
Tango: Cash, what about butt-babies?
Cash: Motha fucka! What'd I say?!
Cash: Oh hells nah son! She's a poopsy momma. Quit askin' bitch-ass questions!
Tango: Cash, what about butt-babies?
Cash: Motha fucka! What'd I say?!
by Night Train April 15, 2008
Get the Poopsy Momma mug.Baby momna takes the child support money that is enough for rent for a 3 bedroom apartment, in New York City on 5th Avenue, and take the money and spends it on herself, when the money is supposed to be used to take care of the child, and she will not buy the child any clothes and The child must call her daddy and beg him to her new clothes for school, cause the kids are picking on her old clothes. The father takes the child shopping, and the Baby momma tell the child "Daddy and his wife are rich, so make sure you get everything you can. When Baby daddy drop the child off, Baby momma is expecting Baby daddy to bring food back for the rest of the other baby daddy kids.(other kids had for other men.)
Making some poor man life a LIVING HELL because she won't take her good for nothing ass to work. She just lay around having babies living off good men. Making all women look bad.
Making some poor man life a LIVING HELL because she won't take her good for nothing ass to work. She just lay around having babies living off good men. Making all women look bad.
The Baby Momma will tell you some lie that her electricity is turned off in the Winter, all the other baby daddy were smart and told her to "Go to hell" and she comes to the last baby daddy with a good job, with the same bullshit lie, and Baby daddy tells her "No, I just spend $500 on clothes for the kid." Baby Momma has her older kids to call the (that's not even related to the her older kids) baby daddy all day at work and Baby Momma then threatens to take him back to court if he don't pay her bills. She claims she can't work. However disability turned her lazy ass down, and told her to take her sorry ass to work.
by Pissed off Baby Daddy Wife January 11, 2014
Get the Baby Momma mug.A person (who should be a female) who gave birth to you and in theese days is the center of all jokes and is used when the answer to something is very simple (maybe even writen above your head) but you want to include someones mom in some nerds are even offended by them
"Hey whatcha doin"
"yo momma"
nerd: "hi what are yo doing"
bob: "yo momma!"
nerd: hey thats not nice my moms nice and wouln't sleep with you im telling"
"yo momma"
nerd: "hi what are yo doing"
bob: "yo momma!"
nerd: hey thats not nice my moms nice and wouln't sleep with you im telling"
by flipy dee do dah May 16, 2007
Get the yo momma mug.term overly used about 15000 times daily, yet can be applied to almost any situation and can accually sound witty when used at the right time.
"Bob, where were you last night!?"
"uh.... with yo momma!"
"Bob, what are you doing?"
"yo momma!"
"bob, your lame, hang your head in shame"
"uh.... with yo momma!"
"Bob, what are you doing?"
"yo momma!"
"bob, your lame, hang your head in shame"
by Dack9 May 13, 2005
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