I way to say that you have a huge dick.
Because Moby Dick was a whale and whales are huge and so is your dick.
Because Moby Dick was a whale and whales are huge and so is your dick.
by judge dredd7 November 14, 2012
You first go to a local hardware store and purchase a broom handle. Then you purchase a dildo. You drill a hole in the bottom of the dildo so the handle can attach to it. You then ejaculate in your partner's mouth. They must keep it in their mouth while you throw your dildo spear at her bearded clam. Once you have successfully thrown in it her vagina, she shoots the sperm out of her mouth to simulate a blow hole.
by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 18, 2020
by The moist pelican April 11, 2020
A white guy who is such a huge douche he can sink an entire ship with his douchyness. By extension, his douchy capacities are so huge he can ruin virtually any occasion at which he is present.
by speedshift September 14, 2014
The act of covering your dick in baby powder and slaps someone in the face once or more leaving a white mark resembling a white sperms whale
by Moby dicking August 15, 2015
When you've just had some Moby Dick (weed strain) and you forget what you were saying/doing, you got Moby Dicked.
by Barry Ballenbak August 18, 2019
by Sus Nibba January 24, 2021