Insert the nozzle of whipped cream in a can deep into the asshole and press for 4 seconds, plug it with your finger, then put your face over the blowhole and remove your finger for the full explosive moby dick experience. The classic white whale !
by Thecuzzie July 29, 2017
Waking your wife by repeatedly beating your penis across her face in a performance reminiscent of the great John Bonham drum solo "Moby Dick"
by Greg Toland January 9, 2015
The pinacle of the act of harpooning, in which the woman being harpooned is in excess of twice the harpooners own body weight.
Friend: Man, was boning a fatty really worth breaking your ribs for?
Friend 2: hell yes, I harpooned my moby dick, my life is complete
Friend 2: hell yes, I harpooned my moby dick, my life is complete
by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006
1. a term used to describe a large white penis, also see one eyed wonder weasle, super ghost, and albino godzilla
by dustin ross May 20, 2007
by nopronounbullshit November 21, 2018
a lifestyle in which you shun clutter, and cling to as few material possessions as possible... essentially the antithesis of being a packrat
possibly named so because of Moby's MTV cribs episode which showed how humbly he lived
possibly named so because of Moby's MTV cribs episode which showed how humbly he lived
"All I own is a few suitcases and some clothes. I also just shaved my head the other day. Yep, it's all part of the whole Moby Lifestyle."
by m0by January 6, 2010
The reason goatse.cx exists
Person 1: hey google, what is the origin story of goatse?
Google: the monster named Goatse was created when a once normal human put a moby huge dildo in his butt then pulled it out and took a picture.
Person: this pit of knowledge must be sealed.
Google: the monster named Goatse was created when a once normal human put a moby huge dildo in his butt then pulled it out and took a picture.
Person: this pit of knowledge must be sealed.
by GodzillaPlayerz August 26, 2021