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Miltoned

To have rights, privileges, and/or other amenities revoked over a period of time with apparent intent of making the Miltonee want to leave. Derived from the Milton character in the movie Office Space, who constantly had his cubicle moved and office supplies removed against his protestations.
Since last year, my boss has taken away lunch breaks, given my job to an intern, and made me share my cubicle with Smelly Mel from Marketing - I'm totally getting Miltoned!
by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005
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Mittens'd

When you're going in to give a "fist bump" to someone and instead of bumping their fist, you completely cover their fist with your open hand and say "Mittens!" in a very high pitched voice.
Tyler and Reed walked up to a couple of cute chicks at the mall. One of the girls makes a smartass comment to Reed, and Tyler says "hell yeah, give me a pound." When the girl puts out her fist, Tyler covers her fist with his open hand and cries out "MITTENS" in a shrill little voice. The cute chick has been "Mittens'd"
by Shadoe Swim March 8, 2010
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Squishee Mitten

(Noun) Slang term used for the female vagina. See also ham wallet
I was balls deep in her squishee mitten when I passed out.
by Brandon Thompson February 28, 2006
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MITRON

Mitron is a Hindi language word in India means "Friends" in English.
It's a polite and humble way to talk to anyway even in modern world.
Mitron (To Friends and Great Citizens of the Country), black money and corruption can be removed easily if you all start using your bank accounts, credit cards, online transfer services like paypal, direct deposit etc.
by Mitron Means Friends December 8, 2016
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Muttonhead

Refering to someone who is stupid or clueless, General idiot hated by the population
Makenzie: Im such a fast race car driver!
Jake and Cody: Gosh she is a muttonhead.
by Chode22 June 6, 2009
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Mutton Bust

To make the "Bahh" noise typical of a sheep while you are achieving an orgasm.
"I mutton busted all over her face last night. She had no idea why I was 'bahhing' but she didn't seem to care."
by Anthony Pantsonme February 4, 2010
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man mitten

When a man wraps his hand with toilet paper in a mitten-like fashion before wiping his ass after a big duke.
Hey Bubba, grab another roll of toilet paper after you use up that one on your man mitten.
by Kelly Z. November 23, 2006
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