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milking

1) To squeeze a cow's udders to collect milk.
2) A sexual term: to force a man to ejaculate repeatedly.
1) The farmer said, "Go and milk the cow.
2) She tied him up and milked his cock.
by Homer S. February 13, 2005
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milking of the cow

The art of having your salad tossed on all fours whilst the penis is stroked in a downward motion like a cows teat.
Lady : I performed milking of the cow last night and that milk splashes everywhere!!!
by Dr pat-rik February 23, 2017
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Prostate Milking

Is the process of expelling stagnant, stale or toxic seminal fluids (whether medical, or for sensual fulfillment) from the prostate gland. Prostate Milking is a live lengthening, loving effort to lessen the chance of prostate cancer, and as a loving means of extreme sensual pleasure.
Prostate Milking...
“She was tasting his pride, that tasteful little blow, and a tickle inside, to benefit blood flow.” AlyasSmyth
by AlyasSmyth March 9, 2010
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migginsworth

Momma still in migginsworth but I made it out wit da drip
by queen clam November 15, 2018
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Femboy Milking Month

Every January is Femboy Milking Month!
When the year starts, all Femboys need to be milked in order to maintain their production, therefore the whole month of January they're trained to produce milk daily, in order to make milk a few times a week for the rest of the year.
Person 1: "Hey bro, are you gonna participate in FMM?"
Person 2: "What's FMM?"
Person 1: "It's Femboy Milking Month, of course! You have to get milked every day in order to maintain good production levels!"
Person 2 "Ok, sign me up"
by cutefemboy December 9, 2022
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minging

certainly common in eastern Scotland, where the final g isn't pronounced (minginn) (and probably n.e. England) since at least the 1950's. Something unsavoury, or long past its best.

Only in the past 5 years has the rest of the UK cottoned on to this wonderful word
I didn't change my underpants for a week, and they are now minging
by peter mckellican June 17, 2006
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MILFing

When a young male spends too much time in the presence of an older lady, possibly a friend of his Ma or someone he works with in the vain hope she will decide to seduce him and give him a sexual experience that only an 'experienced lady' can.

The male will be late teens or early twenties and will brag about an extensive sexual history of attractive women, but will in reality have had sloppy sex with ugly to average girls in clubs who have already slept with his mates.
Hey Rob have you seen Chris hanging around the secretary's office again? He's been MILFing a lot this week!
by Conian February 2, 2010
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