Midwood

Midwood is a neighborhood in the south central part of Brooklyn, New York, about halfway between Prospect Park and Coney Island. It borders neighborhoods like, East Flatbush, Marine Park Sheepshead Bay and Bensonhurst. Over the past twenty years it has turned from an Italian/Irish to a mostly Russian and orthodox Jewish area.

Growing up my block in Midwood was all Americans and now its all Jews ans Russians.

by bknyc August 4, 2007

madow

Madow means heroin in Somalian, AKA brown.

You might be able to help me right now tell me what is your madow like? (Ay bro, Ay bro)

by Morelifetome September 28, 2020

midwife

A person, usually a woman, who is trained to assist women in childbirth.

I'm so glad that my midwife helped me while I was in labor.

by some crackhead December 30, 2005

Midwest Sucks

The belief that the middle of the United States is inferior to the east,west,south,north coastal areas.

Comedians say it a lot when they are doing shows on the coasts."The Midwest sucks.I was in South Dakota last week and asked some of the backstage people if they had a lot of Jews and they said"yup we have apple,grape all kinds of juice".

by MP5 July 9, 2010

Midwest Mudbomb

A sexual act where one person lies face down on the floor. The other person sits perpendicularly on the other person's butt. The two people then spread their cheeks, inch their buttholes as close as they can to one another, and proceed to pass gas into each other's buttholes.

I met this girl at the bar last night. But I didn't want to cheat on Susan. So we just did a Midwest Mudbomb.

by Manimalmax May 9, 2020

midwee

The midwee can often be found lurking in the midwest with a cool calm attitude to match their cool calm miller. Unlike the coastie, they prefer their tan from a bottle. Much like the Caribou, the midwee sheilds their hooves with tall boots and black, brown or skin tight jeans. Their hair, much like their attitude is warm, dark and mysterious. Always ready to party, the midwee is never far from the bar, dance floor or an all night dance party. The midwee, always the center of attention, if far away is still a sight to see.

Look at that Midwee,I tried to take her home last night, but I was not cool enough for her.

Look at all those Midwees.

That Midwee is WAYYYYY hotter than that coastie over there.

ohhhh, those lucky midwees.

You are a sexy midwee, I wish you were a midwi(plural)

by Cool Midwee December 25, 2007

midwestin

when you have sexual intercourse with a close relative while using a shotgun to take pot shots at trespassers

Brian: Damn you see nick balelo midwestin at the trailer park last night?
Chris: give him a break he can't read or write its the only way he knows how to party

by Buck Taylor November 28, 2010