Midori

If you are lucky enough to have a Midori in your life you will never be bored. She is ceative with a great imagination. Strong willed yet not stubborn. She has a mind of her own and is not afraid to voice it. She is smart, good with numbers, and very fashionable; she wears army boots with a dress. She is adventurous yet sensitive and needs reassurance to thrive. She is ornery and rambunctious. Feisty and outgoing yet shy with those she doesn’t know. She is silly and full of humor and full of life. She has a beautiful singing voice, she is full of life, beautiful inside and out. She is sexy and loves, loves, loves cats. In fact, the queen of cats. She is precocious.

Have you had a chance to meet Midori yet? If not, you are missing out!

by Zaika November 25, 2018

Midori

Usually likes watching Pokemon while watering her pet lizards. Likes snacking on wood. Is usually nicknamed "the beaver" because of her eating habits. She is the leader of the Japanese mafia and will kick your ass if you don't watch out. Lives in a mansion in the middle of nowhere, but doesn't own a car. Likes good music, but owns no iPod of her own so she steals them from people randomly walking around listening to them. Has a good friend named Katie who keeps her under control when she forgets to take her pills.

Joe: Hey Jim, can I listen to your iPod?
Jim: No you cannot I'm sorry.
Joe: Why not?
Jim: A Midori stole it.

by ilovemidori July 6, 2010

MIDWTF

stands for mother i don't want to fuck, usually used in reference to a friends mother that is just not pretty, older, etc

Jeff: No offense, but that is one MIDWTF

by Hannah V.D. April 12, 2008

midterm party

The last night before your girlfriend gets her period.
It's derived of the night before spring/fall break after all the midterm exams when traditionally students party all night long.

she:"Hun, you better come over tonight, its midterm party!"
he:" it's only the second week of the semester, what do you mean?"
she:"it just is"
he:" Ooooo I get it, sure thing I'll be there at ten"

by mcmarsh February 17, 2010

American Midol

The act of sitting your wife/girlfriend in front of the hit tv show "American Idol" for an uninterrupted hour of not being bitched at. The cable version of the pms medication, Midol.

Dude i gave my wife some american midol last night and i didn't have to talk or listen to her for an hour, it was better then sex

by Dylan684 August 11, 2010

Midtermit

Someone who turns into a hermit during midterms and refuses to do anything but study, much to the annoyance of their non-schooly friends.

Helen: 'Let's go take over the world!'
Jen: 'I can't leave the house, I am such a midtermit!'
Helen: 'Damn'

Helen: 'Let's go take over the world!'
Jen: 'I can't leave the house, I am su
ch a midtermit!'
Helen: 'Damn'

by OBPinata November 14, 2010

midtopia

Not utopia, not quite dystopia but right in the middle.

Their midtopian dream was very realistic, but ultimately somewhat disappointing.

by JJ LaVage June 24, 2019