the living hell that people ages 11-14 go through. the cliques are all gay. if you don't like whatever the mainstream station plays, you're weird. one small screwup will fuck you up for the rest of the year. gym is a class where the jocks get a chance to beat on everyone else and call it dodgeball. if you want to be different you'll be a loser or a nerd. if you try to be a prep, you're a poser or a loser or nerd. all the girls watch mtv and talk about it like its the shit. you get cut down on every accident you make. it sucks. try to pass the first time around. take up a sport or play an instrument, it'll help you take your mind off all the shit. drama happens all the time. girls are sluts, guys are dicks and pervs. most days you'll want to cry when you get home. it sucks.
kid in 5th grade: sweet, middle school.
kid in seventh grade: middle school sucks.
prep girl one: did you guys see the hills last night?
prep girl two: omg yes! i love that show!
normal person: fags.
kid in seventh grade: middle school sucks.
prep girl one: did you guys see the hills last night?
prep girl two: omg yes! i love that show!
normal person: fags.
by rhcpforlive June 22, 2009
1) A place that makes you want to have a labotomy. Girls in middle school talk all the time about their boyfriend of 1 week and claim to be "in love" with them. Little do these girls know that the boy just wants booty. Also, girls will make fun of other girls that aren't "developed" (i.e having a butt or a big chest). The teachers are complete vulcan idiots that punish a kid for writing on the desk which was a result of the teachers boring lesson plan. They give ridiculous amounts of homework on shit. Homework is as good as toilet paper. Everybody talks shit about you. You'd be lucky to have a few true friends. Also, you'll encounter a few dingleberries that try to turn you into something you're not. The popular kids are assholes. If you're not into MTV or the latest rap music you're considered a freak of nature. Anybody that has been through middle school will tell you it's an equivalence to a nazi death camp. No matter what you do, it's torture. Anybody that makes it to the last day of middle school will be happy to leave that shit hole for life!
by LifestyleSpirit March 13, 2010
A shithole where dreams are ripped away and hopes are shattered. Everyday is hell, and you're more likely to become "Emo" or some strange variation of the term. Middle school is the non-conformists paradise because everyone is trying to be different from evryone else. Also, you're likely to get gang raped or have the shit beaten out of you. You also have your self esteem beat to shit for being overweight or smarter than everyone else.
"Fuck man, Middle School sucked for me." says Bobby
"Shut the fuck up you dumb cunt. Middle school fucking sucked for everyone." says Timmy
"Shut the fuck up you dumb cunt. Middle school fucking sucked for everyone." says Timmy
by Savanna Banana June 25, 2009
The hell pit. A evil place where girls are bitches and boys just want to get in your pants. Boys are dicks and they like to act up. Girls are your friends, but they moment the more popular crew doesn't like you anymore, they'll drop you. Unless they're true friends. Girls like to get in fights and boys like to watch porn. People talk about you if you're ugly, fat, etc. Also, where everyone has a prepaid phone. AKA "TracPhone". Well, at least that's what happens in my school.
by AHaloWithHorns February 19, 2007
a place you cant wait to go to
but when you get there you wish you could just fuck it all and go somewhere else.
For grades 6-8 or 7-8
supposed to prepare you for high school
but doesnt.
you prettty much spend all day talking, unless you have the shitty teachers that actually make you work
filled with skanky little girls
and horny little boys.
people actually expect to have fun in middle school, but if you are mature at all, you hate it with a passion.
this is the time where everyone thinks they know it all and are sooo mature, when they are really less mature than they were in elementary school.
Drugs are often tried, mostly pot.
The main groups at my middle school were....
Preps: The hollister hoes who think theyre better than everyone else and are rich and talk about the brand of clothes theyre wearing and how much money their parents have.
Emo: the group of kids that used to be labeled goth, but cut themselves.
Scene: The half prep half emo kids, almost ALWAYS myspace whores. Wear bright colors and funky hair trying to be "different" when really they are just the same as every scene kid.
Stoners: Often haters of preps, do drugs, mostly pot...quite often. Skaters most times, and guys mostly too. The scene girls often date them ,and in turn become stoners.
theres more but labels can fuck themselves so whatever haha
at my school theres pioneer day
a day souly for the guys enjoyment.
The girls dress up as slutty ass saloon girls with their boobs hanging out and legs showing
Guys dress as cowboys...and indians and often check out the sluts walking by.
as you can see middle school is weird.
it sucks
dont go there if you dont have to
if youve been and actually enjoyed that shit, your messed up :)
but when you get there you wish you could just fuck it all and go somewhere else.
For grades 6-8 or 7-8
supposed to prepare you for high school
but doesnt.
you prettty much spend all day talking, unless you have the shitty teachers that actually make you work
filled with skanky little girls
and horny little boys.
people actually expect to have fun in middle school, but if you are mature at all, you hate it with a passion.
this is the time where everyone thinks they know it all and are sooo mature, when they are really less mature than they were in elementary school.
Drugs are often tried, mostly pot.
The main groups at my middle school were....
Preps: The hollister hoes who think theyre better than everyone else and are rich and talk about the brand of clothes theyre wearing and how much money their parents have.
Emo: the group of kids that used to be labeled goth, but cut themselves.
Scene: The half prep half emo kids, almost ALWAYS myspace whores. Wear bright colors and funky hair trying to be "different" when really they are just the same as every scene kid.
Stoners: Often haters of preps, do drugs, mostly pot...quite often. Skaters most times, and guys mostly too. The scene girls often date them ,and in turn become stoners.
theres more but labels can fuck themselves so whatever haha
at my school theres pioneer day
a day souly for the guys enjoyment.
The girls dress up as slutty ass saloon girls with their boobs hanging out and legs showing
Guys dress as cowboys...and indians and often check out the sluts walking by.
as you can see middle school is weird.
it sucks
dont go there if you dont have to
if youve been and actually enjoyed that shit, your messed up :)
uffda:Hey kimmy, your about to go into middle school are you excited?
kimmy: OHH YESS, its gonna be totally amazing, were gonna be teenagers :)))
now kimmy is in 8th grade
Beffle: so kimmy, how do you like being in middle school?
kimmy: it sucks, the people are rude and concieted, the teachers are old and fucking mean, drama is everywhere, the guys are too scared to do anything when they like you, and life pretty much sucks.
Beffle: sounds like middle school to me, dont worry high school will be better :)
kimmy: OHH YESS, its gonna be totally amazing, were gonna be teenagers :)))
now kimmy is in 8th grade
Beffle: so kimmy, how do you like being in middle school?
kimmy: it sucks, the people are rude and concieted, the teachers are old and fucking mean, drama is everywhere, the guys are too scared to do anything when they like you, and life pretty much sucks.
Beffle: sounds like middle school to me, dont worry high school will be better :)
by kellylizzz.=p. May 05, 2008
by Juju-Bean February 04, 2009
Deepest pit in hell, a place where despair and agony dont just describe your energy bar, but describe your life. Joy is granted to seldom, but you come out a stronger human being.
by jbus August 03, 2004