izuku midoriya

a smol, cute, fanboy, and a simp that is a CINNAMON ROLL AND SHOULD HAVE MORE LOVE

Kachan: wo the hell is izuku midoriya
Midoriya: me you idiot but who is bokugou
kachan: ME YOU DAMN IDIOT
midoriya: jeez sorry
Kachan: WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU DAMN NERD
Midoriya: NOTHING

by ~+*deku._.simp*+~ September 15, 2020

Midas Presence

The tendency of any computer problem to be instantly fixed when anyone above a certain technical proficiency stands within a certain radius of the malfunctioning equipment

User: Whenever I try to configure my printer, it never.... hay, it's working fine. I promise I wasn't making it up...

Tecchie: It's OK. Just Midas Presence kicking in...

by j-cutter November 4, 2009

50M Midas Sword

The best sword known to man in hypixel skyblock.

person in unstable dragon armor (P1): hey man you got AOTD yet?
person in full superior dragon armor (P2): nah i got 50M MIDAS SWORD OOOOOOOOOOOOO
P1: holy shorts
P2: lol

by AryamanV2000 November 5, 2019

Midori

If you are lucky enough to have a Midori in your life you will never be bored. She is ceative with a great imagination. Strong willed yet not stubborn. She has a mind of her own and is not afraid to voice it. She is smart, good with numbers, and very fashionable; she wears army boots with a dress. She is adventurous yet sensitive and needs reassurance to thrive. She is ornery and rambunctious. Feisty and outgoing yet shy with those she doesn’t know. She is silly and full of humor and full of life. She has a beautiful singing voice, she is full of life, beautiful inside and out. She is sexy and loves, loves, loves cats. In fact, the queen of cats. She is precocious.

Have you had a chance to meet Midori yet? If not, you are missing out!

by Zaika November 25, 2018

Midori

Usually likes watching Pokemon while watering her pet lizards. Likes snacking on wood. Is usually nicknamed "the beaver" because of her eating habits. She is the leader of the Japanese mafia and will kick your ass if you don't watch out. Lives in a mansion in the middle of nowhere, but doesn't own a car. Likes good music, but owns no iPod of her own so she steals them from people randomly walking around listening to them. Has a good friend named Katie who keeps her under control when she forgets to take her pills.

Joe: Hey Jim, can I listen to your iPod?
Jim: No you cannot I'm sorry.
Joe: Why not?
Jim: A Midori stole it.

by ilovemidori July 6, 2010

Madara

In Sinhala literature, this is said to be a heavenly flower which is extremely gorgeous and that is spreads it's smell for miles and miles... This will be a great name for a girl.

She was as charming as a Madara flower

by Mx_bts October 12, 2018

Gay Midas

Used to typically describe a woman who was the last to have relations with a man that later came out of the closet, and may also have a father that is gay.

"She's such a Gay Midas. Everything she touches turns to gay."

"I heard her dad's gay too. Gay Midas or what?"

by Fankfurt March 30, 2009