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mermaid's flannel

Frankly my dear, you're quim is dripping. I conclude that you are as wet as a mermaid's flannel - Sherlock Holmes.
by mad dog February 25, 2004
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Memeism

Memeism is the religion of memes and the gods are
That Boi: Ruler of the internet and main god.
How To Basic: The god of eggs.
Jake Paul: The god of war (also wants the rule of Youtube).
Logan Paul: The rightful follower of Jake Paul.
Idubzzz: The god of wisdom.
Ugandan Knuckles: The messenger of the gods.
TabascoSweet:The god of TGI Fridays.
Carl Azuz: The god of puns.
Vegetals: The god of food.
Cats: God and ruler of Youtube.
Troll Face: The God of trolling.
Michael Scott: God of saying no.
Tronald Dump: God of building walls.
Chillary Clinton: God of chillin’.
Scarce: God of saying hiding behind all trees.
VSauce: God of being a meme for a long time.
Yoshimaniac: God of ytps
Comment Awards: God of laughter and stealer of memes.
Slime: The dead trend risen.
Tide Pod: Suicide in laundry detergent.

Spaghet: The best of pastas.
It is Wednesday My Dudes: The God of Wednesday.
Christian Server: God of no swearing.
Michael Rosen: God of clicking and saying nice.
One does not simply: God of not doing something simply.
Grumpy Cat: God of grump.
Doge: God of wowwing.
Dabbing: God of the people.
Is That a Man Riding a Shrimp: God of people riding shrimps.
Shrek: God of his swamp and saying donkeh’.
Nyan Cat: God of rainbows.

Underworld Gods
Bottle Flip: The dead challenge.
Harambe: Ruler of the Underworld and dead memes.
Ice Bucket: The dead charity run.
Whip-Nae-Nae: The most dead of trends.
What Are Those: The dead Roast.
I follow the religion of memeism
by Memeism Follower February 15, 2018
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Frontal-Mermaid

The sexual position which consist in stapling the woman's legs together and throwing her in a pool. Now while she gurgles for air you must gently insert your pelvic cavity in her mouth.
David: Bro I totally did the frontal-mermaid with your mom last night.
Victor: Idk what you're talking about, she is clearly still walking.
by BoilingDischarq October 9, 2011
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mermaid clock

It is when an unattractive girl/woman becomes attractive to you because you're very desperate or horny. You live with an ugly girl for a long time and all of sudden she starts becoming attractive to your eyes due to the fact that you have not it in a long ass time.

Expression inspired from "How I Met Your Mother" by Barney Stinson: "Evey girl has a mermaid clock
Some guy: Dude check out that ugly girl!
horny friend: Damn dawg shes looking fine, Im ready to dip it in.
Some guy: dawg you're disgusting...it's prolly cause you're being affected by this girl's mermaid clock.
by djily02016 December 7, 2010
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mermaid fetish

when you tie a girl's legs together and put her bottom half in a green sleeping bag, then fuck her in a kiddie pool
Danny d had a wicked bad mermaid fetish, until he found out about cartoon porn and now just whacks off to Ariel
by brian "the stank" ouellette August 7, 2007
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mermaid purse

"Oh Laura, don't tell me you're gonna let that dude get inside your mermaid purse just because he changed your tire?"
by monroe1962 May 25, 2009
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mermaitious

Having qualities that resemble that of a mermaid.
That girl over there with her legs crossed looks very mermaitious.
by Maniac in a Speedo April 16, 2014
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