Definitions by monroe1962

mermaid purse 

slang for vagina

"Oh Laura, don't tell me you're gonna let that dude get inside your mermaid purse just because he changed your tire?"

mermaid purse by monroe1962 May 25, 2009

c-face 

My ex girlfriend or any other chick who isn't just ugly on the outside.

"Are you still with that one chick?"

"Nah, me and ol' c-face broke-up months ago."

c-face by monroe1962 May 25, 2009