Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin

1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard

by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013

Merlin

Merlin is known as a famous mythological figure, who is protects and serves his lover Arthur Pendragon. In the bbc show, Merlin has trouble understanding his destiny (returning magic into camelot), so he gets guidance from his pet dragon Kilgharrah (who betrays him and kills half the people in camelot), but anyways for him to achieve his destiny he needs to protect his lover soo he can use him and bring magic back to camelot.

Gwen : stop trying to steal him away from me MERLIN!!
Merlin : MY BAD!!! i'm just gonna use him for 5 years or two really quick

Gwen : ugh!!!

by DooDoo_Balls July 5, 2021

Merlin

A short sweetie who is very observant and will care about thier loved ones no matter what. A lot smarter than they think even though they aren't very good at spelling. Often curious and spontaneous but very helpful even though they don't see it. Deserves a lot more than they are given mainly for because of thier attitude. Definitely the cutest person I've ever met <33. Deserves someone to keep them grounded but also to be with forever. Makes you smile everyday and the more caring person you will ever meet. Always makes your day even a bit better if you didn't do anything wrong. If you have a Merlin in your life, keep them close because you'll never know what you have until maybe it is too late. If you know a Merlin, give them a hug cause they've been through a lot.

"I hope Merlin will marry me some day"
"I could love Merlin forever."
"I promise to love Merlin for as long as I live."

by Dannanwitch October 29, 2023

Merlin

Rapunzel as an old nasty bitch.

"Merlin, let down your hair!"
*Lets down his beard.*

by anonymous October 5, 2020

Merlin

A Bartered how likes to steal a platypus named money. Usally pansexual and likes a girl named Haley. Also usually on computer 24/7

Oh my a merlin

He is so...

gay and ugly

by Merlin is ugly September 7, 2020

Merlin

A boy that usually has big glasses. He is a smart boy with a huge dick. Girls search for him to see what he has hidden. He has a great personality and he makes a good husband

She was lucky to have Merlin.

by Naruto👱 April 25, 2018

Merlin's Mist

When a man is nearing ejaculation, his partner must say "Abracadabra" (or "Accio" for the Harry Potter fans) and tap the head of the man's penis with their index finger, or wand if available. Upon tapping, the man will ejaculate onto his partner's face creating Merlin's Mist.

Hermione cast a Merlin's Mist and Ron slept for the next 12 hours straight.

by HardCastleMcCormack May 29, 2018