Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin

1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard

by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013

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Merlin

A boy that usually has big glasses. He is a smart boy with a huge dick. Girls search for him to see what he has hidden. He has a great personality and he makes a good husband

She was lucky to have Merlin.

by Naruto👱 April 25, 2018

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Merlin

Leaving somewhere without telling anyone, with reference to Merlin the magician, ie. a disappearing act.

Where did Tyler go? He must’ve Merlined, before he was supposed to buy a round of drinks.

by Jfever1720 December 31, 2019

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Galdrakarlinn Merlin

Merlin was a huge pedo that liked underaged kittens. He had a cumbeast pet named friðrik and rocked his world.

glonk Galdrakarlinn Merlin

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Merlin's Privilege

Merlin's privilege is the ability and right of Merlin of Ealdor to talk and mock freely the once and future king without being punished and everything he says matters

Merlin uses his Merlin's Privilege to get Arthur to do whatever the hell he wants.

by FizzyWizzyOof September 15, 2022

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merlinize

to almost finish something, but not quite. Leaving a small quantity of something unconsumed, primarily beverages. Typically used in the past tense, merlinized. Things which have been merlinized are never finished and usually end up discarded.

You merlinized your coffee again. Why don't you ever finish it?

Another drink merlinized. What next, will you merlinize the chips?

by Grumpy Barista November 17, 2021

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