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Dirt merchant

A person who would sell just about anything to make a buck. They are cheap and not very sociable. They make terrible friends because they constantly try to screw people out of money. They prefer to do business in the cheapest way possible. Dirt merchants are nothing more than scum of the earth...
John says: "Hey Sally, I need a laptop computer that's cheap."

Sally says: "Well John, why don't you go buy one from that dirt merchant down the street!"
by Lorne S Grant February 15, 2006
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Merghie

A word paralleling the word universe (all that exists), which can be used to represent any and everything; essentially baby-talk for adults.
Merghie? Merghie mergh.
by Team AstroBio January 17, 2008
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Merchant Mariner

We sailors aboard merchant ships. We have the credential that says so.
I got my Merchant Marine Credential which means Im a merchant mariner but what the hell is the TWIC for?
by EagleVireoMM March 5, 2011
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Methhead Mid-day

The time in the middle of the night when a methhead suddenly becomes productive.
This may include but is not limited to:
Fixing their Honda.
Fixing lawn mowers.
Scavenging.
Home improvement.
Experimenting with bright lights.
Gardening.
Random gatherings.

Experimenting with chemistry.
Person 1: “I just saw my neighbor gardening with a headlamp at 3 am.”

Person 2: “Don’t you know that’s methhead mid-day?”

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“I have this lady Carla who will clean for cheap.” “But she only works at methhead mid-day.”
by MILF: Man I Love Frogs November 11, 2022
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dread merchant

A person who makes a living by predicting disasters and worst-case scenarios.
Guy1: What's the news, man?

Guy2: Bird Flu, terrorists, hurricanes, global warming, the price of gasoline and natural gas and electricity skyrocketing, death toll in Iraq . . .

Guy1: Boy, the dread merchants are busy lately!
by JRob November 7, 2005
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meme merchant

A person who travels far and wide, distributing memes wherever they go.
"See that guy over there? He's a meme merchant":
by Ashe, the Nightingale July 11, 2017
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band merch

Merchandise. It's the stuff you can buy. Usually t-shirts and stuff. A "merch booth" at a concert is where you go and buy CDs and t-shirts and stuff like that.
Man. I just got the latest BMTH band merch at the booth. You should go check em out!
by AndreaLAN October 6, 2013
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