Men 

Plato might have us believe that men are but featherless bipeds without wings. However, in truth, Men are nothing but flat-chested women who do not menstruate.

(An alien space-craft observing earth)

Alien 1: I see a building and many earthlings who all appear to be of flat chests.
Alien2: Presumably, they also do not menstruate.
Alien1: It is settled - they must all be 'Men'.

Men by LordessStemora December 1, 2020

Men 

the gross breed of human that straight women and gay men are attracted to.

do u like men?
ew wtf no men are disgusting and gross bc they have penises

Men by J🖤 May 15, 2021

men 

Creatures who seem to derive (sexual) pleasure from dehumanizing, physically and verbally assaulting, degrading, and raping female children and women.

These creatures create a demand for violent and dehumanizing pornography and are responsible for the fact that 90% of scenes in best-selling pornography depict violence against and degradation of women (see Robert Wosnitzer et al, 2006, "Aggression and Sexual Behavior in Best-Selling Pornography: A Content Analysis", p. 18).

These creatures refer to female children and women as "cumdumpsters," "cunts," "kitchen appliances," "whores," "sluts" etc.

A recurring fantasy of these creatures (i.e., "men") is the wish to physically assault and rape women.

They keep submitting definitions like these:

3. female
An inferior species that, over the course of time, has not learned that it's purpose is sex. They have insisted that they be equal to men, when in fact, they could never be. Fat women should die.
Rape is fun. Really fun.

32. Woman
The useless lump of flesh surrounding the vagina
I was trying to fuck this vagina last night but that stupid woman kept fighting back

47. Women
"Women" were created for the sole purpose of serving man. Women's place is in the kitchen. She is not to speak back to man, if a women does speak back to a man, the man is allowed to bitch slap that women upside the head.
Women: I'm tired of you treating me like shit!

Man: -Bitch slaps Women- GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!

61. woman
A cunt that deserves to be slammed and beaten.
Woman is a vicious cunt who should be eradicated.

I can only urge girls and women to stay away from these creatures and never let their infinite hatred get you down.

men by The Happy Humanist July 29, 2010

Men 

waste of time

I wasted my time on men
Ofc u did men are worthless

Men by Factslmao December 6, 2020

Men 

Dream makers, heart breakers, and love takers.

Carolyn: Oh my gosh, he played me, but he is so amazing! What is your explanation for this?

Anne: Sweetie, there is a one word definition for that, Men.

Men by Rachelharrypotterdobby October 13, 2011

men 

a sex that, due to no fault of its own, is the superior sex; according to women, it has been a conspiracy of men since the beginning of time to be the superior sex that runs the world; but, perhaps, nature may have something to do with it

Men, while being responsible for most conflicts, are also responsible for the vast majority of progress- even before our concentrated "effort" to supress women

men by robdog073191 June 22, 2006

men 

See MAN, Plural Of man

men by Anonymous July 16, 2002