swizzle meister

One who sticks his dick in anything that moves

Johnny is a swizzle Meister. He'll fuck anything

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

twat meister

A player, ladykiller, chick hound.

Look at the twat meister, he shoots , he scores , she's sore

by words4play March 23, 2017

Cringe-meister

Someone who is exceptional at making others cringe usually without them even knowing they are. They often times will try to befriend you or think that you are friends even though you avoid them when possible and dont talk to them. You often feel to bad to say it their face how you feel about them because no one really likes them and you dont want to crush their spirit. They are often talked about behind their back so that people can get out how they feel about said cringe-meister.

1: Dude did you see what the cringe-meister did earlier? It was so cringey.
2: Literally everything he does is cringey.
1: You have a point, his snapchat story is especially cringey.
2: On jah.

by Thunker September 17, 2019

crunk meister

When your friend sucks at a video game and is ugly at the same time.

That kid is such a crunk meister

by The Real Wavie April 6, 2021

jit meister

A kingly figure who commands the common geed, oftentimes doing so in large packs.

The jit meister instructs a tribe of geeds to repel a group of women from the premises.

by King_Geed May 1, 2023

Meitner Told Me To Say That

A phrase that is used to cover up the fact that the joke you had attempted to make did not get any laughs.

Man #1- "Thats what your momma said!"

Man #2- "That wasn't funny."

Man #1- "Meitner told me to say that."

by Dave S. February 4, 2004

Diesel Meister

Common misspelling of Deisel Meister.

He got points taken off his paper because he spelled Deisel Meister "Diesel Meister".

by Britton T. February 6, 2007