A sexual word relating to defecation. A man takes a suitable size of excrement and stores it in the freezer. At a later date when he and his partner are having sex, he removes the frozen poo and shoves it up her vagina to bring her to orgasm. When complete, he places the poo in her mouth and proceeds to go down on her to remove all traces.
"I had an amazing night last night, Colin said he wanted to Meffud me. I wasn't sure if I would like it, but I loved it!!! I can't wait for another round"
by Seanlene February 23, 2014
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