Bert McCracken

Greaseball, Antishower. His hair is so dirty its naturally dreading.

bert mccracken Smells good.

by tara2938485738919249 September 7, 2008

mccracken

an abnormally small penis.. so small as to make intercourse virtually impossible.. almost always with little or no pubic hair..

that pool was so cold it made my dick look like a mccracken..

by are-thez May 30, 2008

bert mccracken

Bert McCracken's style reminds me of At The Drive-In's music and it's great that The Used are on tour with Blink-182 because both bands kick major ass, though I would've loved to see The Used go on tour with The Deftones. Not to diss Bert or anything, but even though his vocals mesmorize me Quinn Allman is cuter.

I find myself striken with paralysis whenever I hear Bert McCracken's vocals in the song Noise and Kisses.

by Diaonna Hughes July 1, 2004

BERT MCCRACKEN

Bert Mccraken, sexy beast. Wonderful singer, I wish to fuck him. He promised me a fuck......I still want it. I'm waiting Bert............(waits)

sings *I love you Bert!* *I love you so much!* *BERT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME!!* (sang in out of tune voice, much unlike Bert's)

by Kailey April 12, 2005

bert mccracken

Bert made me have an orgasm when I saw him at the Palladium.

FUCK YOU BITCHES........ HE'S ALL MINE... Mmmmm Mmmmm GOOD

by Choke Me November 5, 2003

bert mccracken

Crazy ass mofo!He is the lead singer of the Used and probably the most A.D.D. ex pot addict and coolest lead singer ever.He is known to throw up at every show from screaming his lungs out and he's VERY well known to throw tantrums like a 4 year old over his gameboy which he adores.
He is grungy looking and appears as if he never showers, but he doesn't give a damn.

But Bert has a serious side too.
He also enjoys walks on the beach.Reading literature. Writing Poetry and Screaming in your face.

Gotta love em'

TheUsedFan #1: I love Bert McCracken, but he kinda scares me a little.
TheUsedFan #2: Tru Dat.Still a fucking awesome band though.
TheUsedFan #1: YUP YUP.

by Starishere November 6, 2008

mccracken

A huge crack head
Dope pheen.

That Samuel is totally McCracken

by Suredoknow October 2, 2015