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havin a mare

Phrase. Short for "Having a nightmare".

Often used when things have gone completely tits up and you have no control over what the fuck is going on.

Small "mares" are usually caused by physics practicals, but larger ones are usually due to women.
The Ultimate Mare: Going out with a fit girl for two years, splitting up while living with her, sleeping with her friend, sleeping with ex again a few weeks later, pulling another of your ex's friends a few weeks after, then telling your ex the gory details including the fact that you did not play it safe with either and that she may now have got de baad AIDS.
by MofoLoadOShit February 4, 2005
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Mareks

A really straight man. Usually has a extremely large dick. Coolest guy ever. Supper funny
That guy is so cool

That guy must be a Mareks
by Bobyfoochungo March 25, 2019
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Marelize

Marelize is a girls name, usually this person has a very soft and kind nature.

-She cries often and her emotions can overwhelm her easy.
-Very forgiving person with a big hart, always willing to help those in need.
-Normally a dark complexion with blue eyes and brown curly hair.
-Looks like a angel, and acts like one to.
-Has a beautifull face.
-Normally a Marelize has a fuller figure and beautifull full breasts.
Look! There go Marelize!

My God, Marelize has the most captivating face and eyes.

Marelize helped her familly financially.

Wow, Marelize has nice boobs!
by SouthafricanFrenchman February 5, 2010
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dirty marek

Dirty Marek, while beating his dick he will switch from the hub right before busting, to a snap from a male friend to cancel his load.
I felt weird doing a dirty marek last night
by Some random horny January 10, 2021
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Marebear

An adventurous woman. Probably a Chrome Diva with an amazing sense of humor. Loves and respects her Diva sisters and her friends.
Marebear is honored to be a Chrome Diva
by Ms Virago February 18, 2009
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Mareesa

Bomb ass bitch. Pretty as fuck. Hard to find. If you got you one keep her. She keeps it real and is reliable. She also a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets. Will go to the ends of the earth for the person she loves. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
I need a Mareesa in my life.
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Santino Marella

Is currently (2008) wrestling on the Raw brand of the WWE roster he contains one of the most humorous gimmicks (acts) in pro wrestling history as an Italian Sterotype.
You Son a Ma Gun,
These are the bottom lines
cause YkJ was saying so
(wwe fans will pick that one up)

Santino Marella: Is currently (2008) wrestling on the Raw brand of the WWE roster he contains one of the most humorous gimmicks (acts) in pro wrestling history as an Italian Sterotype.
by thethundrfromdownunder August 10, 2008
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