An American tabloid talk show that ran from 1991 to 2022.
Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.
Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.
A parody episode of The Maury Povich Show:
Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)
Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)
by GenZExpert September 28, 2024
Get the The Maury Povich Showmug. A Maurie is a person who will stand in a thoroughfare like a doorway or a hall, blocking people trying to get through who are busy attempting a task. They are oblivious to those people and their efforts. "The Maurie" also does not offer to help.
"Out of the way you big Maurie!" to someone standing in the doorway as people are setting up for a party. "Man, that Maurie could at least offer to help instead of blocking the doorway"
by hippydeano January 29, 2022
Get the Mauriemug. uhhh idk but they seem really really cool and pretty and epic ad pretty and probably really smart and cool
by sharkv April 30, 2024
Get the mauriemug. verb, to be a girl, fooled around and used by a guy much older than you, just for his personal pleasure.
by sabbathfan9 October 18, 2008
Get the Mauriedmug. A wonderful guy. Russian or of Slovak decent. Has a bit of a past but has changed for the better. Mauris's care deeply for their friends and are not afraid to stand up for them. Hilarious with a great taste in cars. Likes to fool around but only if its with someone he truely loves. Most girls find themselves falling in love with a Mauris, yet he generally sees them only as a friend. Mauris’s make you feel like your the most special person on the planet.
by Rhea Claire November 14, 2018
Get the Maurismug. I have been banging all these pregnant women. Can't get them double pregnant.
Man you a Maury Povich predator
Man you a Maury Povich predator
by Fertitta03 October 29, 2020
Get the Maury Povich predatormug. The act in which man ejaculates into his partner creating a creampie, his partner then pushes the creampie out roughly and yells out " YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!"
I have no plans to be your baby mama, so either you put on a condom or I will give you The Maury!
D'Andre busted in me last night, so you know I had to Maury that baby out of me real quick girl!
D'Andre busted in me last night, so you know I had to Maury that baby out of me real quick girl!
by angelinhell13 August 23, 2017
Get the The Maurymug.