Mattress Music

Music people listen to while having sex.

This Chris Brown album is awesome but it's mostly mattress music.

by BobbyHerf March 26, 2016

Office Mattress

The person in the office that everybody sleeps with (or on).

It’s not a surprise to me. Pam -is- the office mattress.

by JambaJews December 23, 2008

Mattress Warehouse

A code name for a whore house. It is most commonly used by people when they take trips to Las Vegas and they would like to be discrete about their true intentions.

Jeffy enjoys going to Mattress Warehouse whenever his wife begins to yell at him.

by joemammy December 14, 2008

gangster mattress

A white chick that only fucks black men.

Normally a fat white woman that will lay on her back and take the cock from any black man.

Dude, you want nothing to do with that fat bitch, she's a gangster mattress.

by Stu Rowland July 12, 2007

white lives matter

to support white people

in protest we say white lives matter

by vectorgetvectored February 14, 2022

All Genders Matter

A good phrase on it's own, but is now a phrase that is commonly used as a, "What about me?" comeback to Femboys Matter even though it does not mean that Femboys Matter more.

All Genders Matter is a good phrase, but it doesn't really make any sense in the context of Femboys Matter.

by femboysmatter September 14, 2020

matteus marlovits

Teus is one of the most sexiest, handsome, pompous and diligent people you‘ll ever meet.

He‘s instagram famous and is venerated/adored by a myriad of gals out there.

„gurl, where can i find myself a matteus marlovits“

„Comrade ion kno“

by hisdicksmallerthanmytoes May 6, 2019