Mattias

He has a VERY HIGH IQ, his intelligent, his a Alpha Male, a true lad, his the most awesome person in the world. Everybody admires Mattias because of his good looks and muscular arms

"Woaw, your awesome"
"Yeah im a Mattias"
"WOOOAAAW! ALPHA MALE"
:o

by Ham Mattias Er Meget Nice October 2, 2020

caydon mattes

An extremely hot guy who is short but packing. He’s got blond hair and blue eyes. Super attractive and makes you wet on site

Do you see that guy over there. He’s a mega hottie

Yeah that’s Caydon Mattes

by Simp for caydon February 21, 2021

bum malteasers

those little lumps of poo that come out in groups of 6,000,000 when you've eaten too much fibre. usually hard. always float. also known as phantom poo due to the lack of left overs they leave on your bum.

"omg. that rice gave me total bum malteasers"

by msfg May 27, 2006

Mattgasm

the mind blowing orgasm you get whenever you see Matthew Perry

Friends is on I know I'm gonna have a Mattgasm when I see Chandler

by Mattylover January 27, 2007

mattews shopping list

when you give somone a blow job in a store when its open

"dude i just got a mattews shopping list in walmart"

by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009

Matters

To be a worthless coward of a drunk that sits around and does nothing but chew on oneself and masterbate constantly to scat porn.

Also one who is to lazy to chew his fast food and chooses to put it in a blender so he or she does not have to chew.

Steve has been such a mess of a Matters latly, he blended a milkshake, double cheeseburger and french fries all together. Then did a a shot and took a nap. When he woke up he was to lazy to blow his nose in the bathroom so he took off his sock and fire a snot rocket into it.

by DrewBagger April 9, 2008

Mattgasm

An experince one recieves when touching themselves at night and kills dinosaurs!! That being said it is like a whole new genre of Orgasm dedicated to Matty boo!!

NO, joke ladies I had the wetest Mattgasm.....Oh my G!!

by Nicole October 11, 2006